GRATUITOUS LISTING

Manhattan Real Estate Agent Lists Apartment, Includes Photos Of His Penis

It’s so difficult to find a great apartment in New York City these days—especially one with a great view, close proximity to the park, and plenty of room for your penis to stand erect. But thanks to one adventurous broker, the dream apartment you’ve been waiting for is finally here!

A Manhattan real estate agent from Manhattan Property Group gave clients a rather gratuitous look inside the Upper West Side “loft-like” studio he listed on StreetEasy this week, offering views of the apartment’s renovated kitchen, decorative fireplace, marble floors, and—oh yeah—a giant picture of his penis to put it all in perspective.

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[Check out the NSFW image on Gawker]

Once contacted by Gawker, the agent suggested his account was “hacked” because there’s absolutely no way this penis could belong to him. Photos of the penis enjoying the new apartment have since been removed from the page, and Manhattan Property Group declined to say whether or not it was still included in the rental price.

Unfortunately, Penis Studio does not allow pets, but who needs one when you can play with this thing?!

[Image via Gawker]