Prepare yourself for a truly, truly terrifying story…
A 42-year-old Boston man had to undergo emergency phallus surgery after snapping a fibrous membrane inside his wiener, the Daily Mail reports.
The injury occurred while he was in the throes of passion. The man’s erection slammed into his partner’s perineum, the area in front of the anus, and literally broke. First, there was a horrifying snap following by a burst of searing pain. Then his penis went immediately flaccid and blood began gushing from the tip.
The man was rushed to a local hospital, where ER doctors discovered that he had torn his tunica albuginea.
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The tunica albuginea is the part of the penis that helps hold blood in the corpus cavernosa and create an erection. When the tunica albuginea snapped, the blood was forced out of the man’s body through his urethra.
As soon as he arrived at the ER, he was wheeled straight into the operating room, where doctors worked tirelessly to save his throbbing, swelling dong.
As a result of this sort of fracture, doctors say scar tissue may build up in the man’s winer, which could result in erectile dysfunction and possibly a curve or bend in the penis, as well as damage to the nerves in his genitals.
The moral of the story? When engaging in rough, hard hanky panky, try not to ram your dick into your partner’s perineum.
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Xzamilio
Thank you, Queerty, for this story’s tagline. Now Johnny Hates Jazz is in my head for the rest of the day.
P.S. I hate you 🙂
maze791
I BET THAT HURT!!!! 😉
RIGay
Instinctively, I cringed and cupped my groin.
Alan down in Florida
Sounds like a future episode of Sex Sent Me To The ER.
DarkZephyr
Holy hell. OW!
Clark35
@RIGay: me too.
maze791
WOW…..
I HAVE A PIC OF A BROKEN BONER
polarisfashion
I’ll bet that hurt like the dickens!
Sebizzar
Ow just reading this made my dick hurt. Poor guy :/
Tracy Pope
This particular guy survived with no curvature or scarring according to the original article. Bet he’s thankful for that at least.
bigrawtop
was it going to a vagina or anus?