Was Don Jr. coked out of his mind during last night’s 2020 Republican National Convention? That’s what everyone wants to know.
In his glossy-eyed, 10-minute speech yesterday evening, during which he frequently slurred his words, the president’s eldest son bemoaned political correctness, railed against the “radical left,” called peaceful protestors looters and anarchists, and declared Joe Biden “basically the Loch Ness monster of the swamp.”
“Unlike Joe Biden and the radical left Democrats, our party is open to everyone,” he declared. Then he immediately contracted himself by saying, “It starts by rejecting radicals who want to drag us into the dark.”
Not long after Junior finished speaking, the word “coked” began trending on Twitter. It seems audiences were less interested in the content of his pre-taped speech and more curious about the drugs he’d taken before stepping up to the podium.
How about we take this to the next level?
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My mom is a substance abuse counselor and just text me that Don Jr is high on coke.
— SAM6 (@travelong6) August 25, 2020
I saw #cocaine was trending and I watched the Carrot Jr’s speech. Now, I’ve taken my fair share of cocaine, some might say unfair, so I know intimately from whence I speak. That dude was coked out of his fucking gourd. Think I’m wrong? Just count the blinks…
— Jason DeFillippo 🎤 (@jpdef) August 25, 2020
I’m surprised the DEA didn’t arrest him immediately after that coked up train smash.
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) August 25, 2020
Obviously not watching the RNC, but from my feed it sounds like Don Jr snorted coke off Matt Gaetz’s ass? Am I close?
— Amy Berg (@bergopolis) August 25, 2020
In fairness, this is the longest I have been able to watch without changing the channel.
— Cork Gaines (@CorkGaines) August 25, 2020
What’s wrong with @DonaldJTrumpJr ‘s eyes?? He’s either high or on the verge of crying. Also, didn’t he criticize Joe Biden for reading off a teleprompter? What the heck is he doing right now? 🤣🤣🤣 #RNCConvention2020
— Gail Kim-Irvine (@gailkimITSME) August 25, 2020
Absolutely howling with laughter over Don Jr’s coke eyes. Like holy shit, my guy, did you need to do THAT much blow tonight?
— socialist utopian (@manda_writes) August 25, 2020
“Many people” are saying Junior was coked up when he gave his taped speech for his daddy at the RNC.
— Barbara Malmet (@B52Malmet) August 25, 2020
Ex-coker. Yes, he was gakked out of his mind.
— Sfnativekelly (@sfnativekelly) August 25, 2020
When you look in Don Jr’s eyes, you can see his drug dealer starin’ back at you.
— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 25, 2020
If Donald Trump Jr. is as high as everyone in America thinks he is right now….he is gonna FREAK when he sees what’s trending #1 on Twitter right now 😬
#Cocaine #cocaineeyes #DJTJ #DonaldTrumpJr
— Mark Webster Ω 🆘 (@Mr_Webcast) August 25, 2020
Now, how about some memes?
Related: Kimberly Guilfoyle’s terrifying six-minute RNC speech as told in memes
Mister P
Let’s not insult all the coke heads out there by lumping this dumb ass in with them.
James
THE MORON IS MENTALLY ILL AND SEVERELY DISTURBED.
missvamp
agreed. but to me, he looks like he’s on benzos, heroin or opiods. i think kim took the uppers, he took the downers.
LumpyPillows
He looks like he doesn’t bathe. I get the feeling he is a lot like Jerry Falwell Jr. The similarities are strong.
MISTERJETT
his daddy is on crack.
Dick Gozinia
Quit watching! You are increasing their ratings.
Kangol2
True, though the RNC’s ratings were “sad,” as Drumpf might say. They managed 15.9 TV viewers their first night, vs. the DNC’s 18.7 million. (You can Google these figures for verification.) Neither total includes internet viewing, which is estimated to be higher for the Democrats as well.
hayesj
Those eyes look like two pissholes in the sand. That means he was totally effed up.
michael_totzke
Ha ha ha ha ha… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… HA HA HA.
barryaksarben
anyone who has ever done coke sees that he is fukn high and the excessive sweat will mean he is going to STINK afterward
Matthewnow
She didn’t share her 8ball with me. She is da da dead to me. Coke whores are mean people!
amanwithanedge
HE IS SO FORKING UGLY. GROSS.
woodroad34
Yeah, he has quite the rat face…that or he’s trying to say “ffffffava beans and a nice kee-anti”.
vinnieboiblue
He is practicing crying for a judge when he is sentenced to prison after November.
greekboy
Pretty sure he stole his dad’s sudafed. Nothing can explain Guilfoyle except her electric dildo got turned on high while up her a$$.
CityguyUSA
When you kick millions out or don’t others in from various countries around the world what else could happen but people that were unemployed were able to get low-skill low-paid jobs and that’s exactly what happened.
scotty
im just SMH and Laffing with michael
HDTex
Obviously. And nothing will be done. So just move on and do something where you can. GOTV.
justgeo
The teeth aren’t we past groundhog day?
Terrycloth
Donald & Don jr. Both snort dad’s aderall.
Ginger Tom
I think Gilfoyle was thinking “Sings go better with Coke.”