Running 26 miles takes balls.
Completing a marathon is a sterling accomplishment no matter how you look at it — even if your penis and testicles happen to unfurl out of your running shorts during the last leg of the marathon.
Jozef Urban learned this lesson firsthand as he was busy finishing tenth in last weekend’s Košice Peace Marathon in Slovakia., one of Europe’s oldest marathons.
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As he reached the finish line, his manly business made its presence known, pouring out of the leg of his shorts, flopping around, bouncing a bit, and giving onlookers much to shout about.
Jozef either didn’t notice, or didn’t care. Why should he? He beat his previous record by 27 seconds.
Keeping it classy, The Mirror reports:
At one point Jozef ran with such energy that it looked as though his private parts may separate themselves entirely from his groin.
The crowd was all for it — cheering him on, waving, shouting. Some were astonished, some laughed aloud, but all were enthusiastic as Jozef charged towards glory.
Watch:
Stache
OMG. First it’s the Las Vegas massacre and now this. The world is going crazy.
Roan
Non pixelated version here:
https://youtu.be/NTbAlellCQA
Kieran
It’s a boy!!!
jkthsnk
Thanks. Why is the world so afraid of geneitals?
batesmotel
Seems unusual as any authentic runner wouldn’t run without his package being protected like a jock strap or something.
jsmu
As someone who ran in many authentic races, and who also studied ballet, I assure you that the package moves and shifts a great deal during strenuous exercise and sometimes Junior and the Boys fall out.
Kieran
Don’t they have Fruit of the Loom underwear in Slovakia?
Brian
“junior and the boys” … hahaha, that’s great
kurt_t
Undergarments can only do so much. Some people are just built bouncy.
Rock Star
Gee fake newsish really boyz of Queerty at least you should not be such a lazy Mary and include a LINK to where you can see it uncensored like youtube for instance. Doesn’t take much research. That being said, it’s amusing but NBD. All the love …
nitejonboy
Ok,that pisses me off, that video warns you of graphic content, then it blurs said content out..wtf??!!! I’ve waited my entire life to see a penis!!!! LOL, just kidding..but still, wtf??
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DCguy
Amazing, news has no problem showing bodies and people running screaming from a shooter. But some side-boob or god forbid a Penis and everybody freaks out.
Maybe if media was less scared of sex and more scared of violence we wouldn’t be in quite the situation we’re in.
AndThenTheresMax
Oh honey don’t bother with this version. The Mirror digitized his bits out.
(Why waste your time and be disappointed!) Search Jozef Urban on YouTube that’s where the you can see “everything”. Oh yeah!!
carver.robertd
10th place? A couple of inches more and he might have finished in 9th!