Needed Shower, Shave Before Big Show

Marc Fumes At Rumors

Marc Jacobs ain’t having rumors he had drinks before his show this week.

The famously sober designer’s show started two-hours late, leading some to wonder if he’s fallen off the wagon. Gossip mongers placed him at New York’s tony Mercer Hotel, where they say he hit it hard. Jacobs, however, insists he’s as clean as a whistle and gives a big ‘fuck you’ to anyone who says otherwise:

That is bullshit! That is bullshit! was at the fucking office until the last fitting was over. I came back to the hotel — I hadn’t been here in three days! I hadn’t showered in three days! I slept on the couch in my office for 20 minutes three nights in a row — anyone at my office will tell you that. I got 20 minutes sleep Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night. The first shower I had was Monday at 8 before the rehearsal of our show. I did not have lunch, I did not have drinks, I did not have tea at the Mercer, I walked through the lobby; I live in this hotel… I took 20 minutes to shower and shave — I stank like a raccoon! I could not go to the show like that.

44-year old Jacobs is reportedly so incensed he’s threatening to move his show to Paris. No, Marc, don’t go!

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  • BillieXX

    Oh lord. Please Mr. Jacobs. Take it easy. Say it ain’t true and move on.

  • Dawster

    of all the shit flying around, we need eye protection every time we open our internet explorer, the ONE thing he gets upset about is drinking before the show?

    i don’t think he was drinking. three days with only 20 minutes of sleep each night? not showering? sounds more like crystal meth than booze.

  • Jack Jett

    This is so sad and I am upset that the folks at Queerty would lay this information on us right before a weekend.

    This is such an important issue and if Marc Jacobs takes his show to Paris, the terrorist will have won.

    People never suggest alchohol abuse when discussing the new line from Jaclyn Smith or Kathy Lee Gifford.

    To quote my new favorite philospher Chris Crocker….You bitches don’t deserve Marc Jacobs or his dead mouse wearing on again/off again/on again/off again boyfriend.

    Jack Jett

  • Ash

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

  • mozzer13

    He couldn’t move to Paris…they wouldn’t let that trashy little hookerboy in.

  • dons888

    What? No time for his pornstar boytoy?

  • Reader

    He is fucked up.

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