This is why the moderated CNN town halls are so much better than the messy debates: during last night’s, Anderson Cooper asked some of the candidates about what music they like, and both Rubio and Cruz got really weird with their responses.
First up: Marco Rubio, who told the audience that it’s OK for him to like electronic dance music because “The words are clean. Sometimes they have no words at all. It’s electronic dance music. I don’t have to worry about the lyrics.”
Yup, this is a grown ass man, afraid that he might hear a dirty word in his music. Music that, we might add, was pioneered by the homosexuals that Rubio wants to take rights away from.
“Ever been to a rave?” asked Anderson. Rubio looked a little uncomfortable about that and said no. And you know what it means when a conservative denies doing something even a little bit fun: they are DEFINITELY telling the truth.
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Anyway, now that the subject came up during a Republican town hall, you can expect parents everywhere to start talking about EDM. Those should be some fun conversations.
And then it gets worse: Ted Cruz started talking about how he likes musicals, and then sang some Stevie Wonder. At least, we’re pretty sure that’s what happened. There’s a video clip of it but we can’t bring ourselves to watch because Ted’s face is nauseating.
Ted has also said that he started listening to country music on 9/11, possibly the weirdest variation on the “the whole world changed that day” statement ever made.
Martin Talbot
This bigot won’t be President ! Probably go on the book tour circuit pandering to the fearfull and biased like Palin ! He’s over ! LOL
Iver Frank Becklund
This is not evenly supported. He sounds like he’s in the closet.
Lamberto III Hernandez
Wtf is gay music? Lol omg
Ron Freake
Oh she just needs to take a dick in her hole is all.
Hector Pagan
Omg he’s so stupid !! Just come out ass!! ð???ð??¡
Alejandro Cruz
White people want him for president? Be careful what u wish for.
Gregory Shapiro
Queerty get with it! EDM is not “gay” music. If you’ve ever even been to a single EDM concert, you would know that it’s mostly straight people in attendance.
But also “gay music” as a term? REALLY?
Elvira Diaz
Baboso
Jordan Kalash
THAT REMARK COMMING FROM SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE HIM!!
1EqualityUSA
3 years, 6 months, and 17 days, my spot on the rubio divorce football pool, after he loses the Primary.
Justin L Llanas
Replace “gay” with “Latin”
Rocco Vader
Gay music….REALLY…
Connie Bratten
Twerp
Cynthia Hunt Childers
Well what is ” Gay Music ” he speaks of ? I only hear music, but I can tell you I do not like Mariachi all that well. Its fun but I can only take so mcuh, but I would not say that I hate it.
Kevin J Desmond
What the hell is gay music, last I heard Rubio was enacting sex stuff in a bath house along with gay pool parties .. photo’s will show that.
Christopher Nason
Gay music??? Music is music!
Kieran
Your headline makes it sound like Rubio told Anderson Cooper that he “loves gay music”. He said no such thing. Don’t confuse the people about this avowed homophobe.
Steve Russell
I think I had sex with Rubio 20 years ago at the Miami bathhouse.
Bill Boudreau
Jesse Collins
Tony Chaplinski
“gay music” please explain
Bob Ashworth
Anderson should have asked about the gay disco foam parties he used to go to.
Cody Goulette
come on now… “gay music” is not a thing, guys.
Michael Finnegan
Dust those ears of his for fingerprints.
robho3
Hey Marco — 2001 called they want their music back.
Richard Baranski
This from a man who admits meeting his wife at a foam party in Key West!
Luis H. Lopez
Yuk ! I dislike hypocrites and homophobes !
John Tessitore
Since when is edm “gay music??” Ive heard it being called many a things, but not gay.
Brian JC Kneeland
now who wrote that gay music? Sure wasn’t some straight person!
Gary Hecklinger
Cmon now… what did gay people ever do to him?? You know they say the one that yells the loudest is a reflection of themselves… just sayin 🙂
Captain Obvious
Didn’t we already out this guy?
Damian Mitch
Did you miss the part where the self hating gay Ted Cruz admitted he likes musicals. Hmmmm.
1EqualityUSA
“Didn’t we already out this guy?” so fun. The man has gay vapors. 3 years, 6 months, 17 days.
Gary McGonigle
Hypocrit!
Gary McGonigle
or is it Hypocrite?
Wil Chaney
Rubio 2016
Paul Houck
Kangol
Two closet cases, and I don’t mean Anderson Cooper.
DDstar1me
It’s disgusting the lengths these republicans will go too just to be president.
I don’t believe a single thing that comes out of his mouth. It’s scary, I don’t trust any of these candidates repub or demo.
Marshall R. Krug
fucking idiot !!!
Noël Thibodeau
Ok, perhaps slightly amusing. But honestly, who gives a damn?
AllanF
He said on the Tonight Show he went to foam party(ies)…
1EqualityUSA
That was damage control. Better to have spoken of it in advance of the story leaking out. ew. Geek-o-meter is pinging.
Glenn Cheatham
Shame on AC for dignifying these hateful bastards with another chance to lie to us and get another step closer to shipping is all off the island!!!!
jimontp
@Steve Russell: How could you tell? Was he one of those guys lying on his stomach, legs spread wide, with his door open, totally inert while he took it, or was he one of those Latinos butch guys who looked you in your eyes, locked his legs around your back and whispered in your ear that he wanted to have your babies?
Rosalynn D'Angela
rubioooo, marcoooo,, have you forgot,, gooo back a few years , remember you days at the bath houses and house parties? yes rubio you remember …
CamRon Hastiin Yazhii
closet queen!
Hector Armando Guachichulca
Well he also love those wild party’s
Fred Rauch
John Malin
Marco Rubio and Manny Pacquiao practice safe frottage together, on the dance floor, at gay raves !!!
Hipólito LaBelle
Such a loser…!!
martinbakman
Have I been to a rave???? Oh honey!! No Cooper of course not.
Stefano
Rubio and Cruz are boring. I prefer Trump. He is funnier.
Sluggo2007
Could Rubio be more obvious? WOW!
o.codone
@jimontp: It would not surprise me in the least that Rubio was at a bath house and that this guy Steve Russell actually did hook up with him. My gaydar goes off every time. Plus he is a personal friend of the closet case Sean Hannity, another one who thinks he’s not detectable. Gentlemen, we know who you are and it’s okay. You were born that way. How do you live with that amount of screaming dissonance in your head every single day? Maybe your own lights have not yet gone off, so we’re giving you some more time. When the information comes from outside, that is, someone you know (or in this case the media) tells you they can see the real you, sometimes that prompts the inner you to just break down and admit it, this is who you are. Hey dude, we are too, so no harm in being home, you don’t have to be gay, you can just be a fag.
o.codone
sorry. no harm in being *homo*.
Queerty, would you kindly spend the money for an edit button. And is it really that technologically impossible to have the comments related to a post appear directly below THAT post instead of 115 posts later? really gentlemen, a tech upgrade is in order … soon.
1EqualityUSA
Didn’t the dork share a mortgage with another guy, though it went into foreclosure…I think that’s how it went, though it may have been one of those dreams that keeps me unconscious longer than I want, the kind that make you work hard to process conflicts.
Masc Pride
This is totally inaccurate. EDM fans usually are heterosexual men. EDM wasn’t “pioneered by homosexuals”. I don’t even know of any popular EDM DJs that are gay. If you’ve ever been to an EDM event, the vast majority of the audience is straight. Even if you go all the way back to disco, still mostly straight producers and vocalists and it was the music of choice for straight clubs as well.
1EqualityUSA
the straight poop.
DDstar1me
Manny..I’d make a much better rich person. LMAO….so stupid.
seaguy
@Alejandro Cruz: not “white people” Republicans!
stanhope
@Ron Freake: oh she’s been there and done that already
stanhope
@Stefano: Miss Melania isn’t going to let The Donald persecute the gays…..that hair and that make up is flawless…clearly she has a gay squad keeping her hooked up.