Margaret Cho Wants A Threesome With Michele Bachmann And Christine O’Donnell

“[I’d like to] eat [Sarah Palin’s] pussy from behind. Eskimo style… I think Rick Perry’s gay. About five years ago he unfairly fired about four openly gay members of his cabinet. There have been rumours circulating about him for years. Would I sleep with him? I don’t think so. I like them a bit rougher than that. Mitt Romney seems totally fake to me. He’s like some prefab, manufactured politician that someone created. I think he’d be really boring in bed…

Michele Bachmann’s interesting because her husband, Marcus, is so gay. Like Truman Capote gay. Like old school, silk-scarf, glove-wearing gay. And yet he runs this facility where they teach gay people to be straight. It’s weird. I would totally f**k Michele, though. She’s totally hot. And Christine O’Donnell. They’re like forbidden fruit. I’d have no self-respect issues the next day: it’d be fun to see what it’s like and tell everyone about it afterwards.