Mark Foley = Movie Star

As Mark Foley continues to hide away in rehab, our friends over at Radar have unearthed the disgraced homo-politicos big-screen debut from the stinker action flick, Strike Force.

From what we gather, his daughter was kidnapped by a group of terrorists or something and some army types had to be called in for the rescue. (Said army types go by the name “The Librarians”. Why? We don’t know.)

We would post the video, but the Radarites aren’t big on sharing. No matter, head on over and take a peek for yourself. We’re sure we don’t have to tell you, but it’s not the world’s best cinematic performance…