Blesses news from the White House: Vice President Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney has given birth to a son, Samuel David Cheney. The 8 lb, 6 ounce boy came bursting into the world this morning at 9:46. Miraculously, the lesbian’s love child does not have horns or a pointy tail.
Ms. Cheney and her girlfriend, Heather Poe, are no doubt relieved that their controversial child has come out safe and sound. Congratulations to the Cheney family – except for you, Dick. You blow.
In celebration of young Mr. Cheney’s birth, Family Pride will be hosting a virtual “baby shower” on which readers can chat about the little bundle of joy.
jono
Of course the child doesn’t have horns or a pointy tail.. not like he’s Jewish or something…
hahahahahahahaha
Tb2
Um…. I’d say all the Cheneys blow, actually.
Mary? blows
Lynne? blows
*maybe* dick blows more, but they are all assholes
Tom
Did anyone check the baby’s scalp for the “666” birthmark?
john
hopefully Mary’s dies and then there’s a custody fight for baby Satan.
Paul Raposo
With a new soul to feast upon, VP Cheney will extend his life another few years. God help us all.
dizzyspins
moments after this picture was taken, Lynn distended her lower jaw and swallowed the baby whole. She later burped up a swaddling blanket and a few tiny fingernails.
Dev
Virgin Mary (in Virginia) gives birth – Second Coming!
Rejoice!!