Mary Cheney Gives

The Commonwealth Coaltion, a pro-homo organization fighting Virginia’s proposed amendment banning gay marriage, has itself a new ally: Mary Cheney.

The VPs camera shy lezzie daughter stepped up to the plate and threw some cash their way with former Virginia Governor Mark Warner. The Virginian-Pilot reports:

Former Gov. Mark Warner and Vice President Dick Cheney’s daughter, Mary, both have written checks to help opponents of a proposed state constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, according to campaign reports filed Monday.

Gastanaga said contributions from Warner and Cheney are morale boosters for the Coalition. Warner, a Democrat, gave $25,000 through his political action committee, One Virginia. Cheney, daughter of the Republican vice president, gave $1,000 to the group.

Alright, Mary, it’s great you’re attempting to aid the faggot cause, but $1,000? Didn’t your father get like a bazillion dollars from Halliburton? What, he’s not sharing because you’re a muff diver?

Indeed! (As punishment for what we perceive to be Cheney’s miserly ways, we’ve posted one of the most unattractive pictures of her we could find. Cough up more buckage, Mary, and we’ll make you look better than fucking Barbie.)

As a side note, the main picture on The Commonwealth Coalition’s home page is a straight couple. Go figure.