The sinking island Matt Gaetz lives on appears to be getting lonelier and lonelier with each passing day.
A new report from Business Insider claims the few friends he has left in the world are all paranoid about texting him because they assume the FBI is monitoring his communications.
We know what you’re probably thinking: Matt Gaetz has friends??? And, believe it or not, he does! Or, he did until he became ensnared in that whole teen sex trafficking scandal earlier this year.
Now, they’re all abandoning ship.
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“They know that there’s a massive investigation going on,” one friend of Gaetz tells Insider. “That makes people hesitant to reach out.”
Another friend adds, “It’s a natural sort of reaction. No one wants to inject themselves into anything while there’s 16 dozen people looking into everything that comes into that phone.”
Gaetz has denied all of the allegations against him and has not been charged with any crimes, but that hasn’t stopped those within his orbit from speculating.
Business Insider reports:
Gaetz’s former classmates at William & Mary Law School recently received a save the date for their 15-year reunion next April. Some joked that Gaetz might attend with federal agents. His former law school classmates are “anticipating his indictment,” said one of his ex-classmates.
For now, Florida politicos, Washington Republicans, and others who know Gaetz say they’re waiting to see what’s next in the legal drama, even though the headlines have died down. “Everybody’s kind of sitting back with popcorn,” said one Republican source who worked with Gaetz in Florida.
Last month, multiple media outlets reported that the antigay lawmaker was preparing for a “scorched earth” trial and had hired several well-known New York City litigators to represent him.
Among his legal team are Donald Trump‘s former lawyer, Marc Mukasey, plus Isabelle Kirshner, who represented former New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman after he was accused of assaulting multiple women, and Marc Fernich, perhaps best known for representing child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and convicted sex trafficker Keith Raniere, leader of the NXIVM cult.
Max
comeuppance is good to see happen to him.
rand503
Scorched earth approaches in lawsuits are very expensive. Apparently, he comes from money, so he probably doens’t care. What they hope to do it is bury the prosecutors in so much paperwork and drag it out so long that they will just settle out of court if they can.
the danger is that it is indeed dragged out, and lots of information gets out. It will likely ruin his political hopes, but the real goal is to keep him out of jail. At this point, he probably will do anything to avoid that prospect.
GayEGO
Matt Gaetz also needs to be expelled from Congress!
SFMike
Good luck with that as only Democrats run good people out of congress, look at what Amy Klobuchar did to Al Franken.
SFMike
I’ll believe it when I see it. Corrupt Republicans are always shielded from prosecution by our broken system just look at lying Trump. Gaetz can just keep the lawsuits going on and on forever to avoid justice and the fact that poor conduct is seen as a badge of honor by the right will only help him get ahead.
ttm9
You really are so blind to the facts!! CORRUPT Republicans???? Look no further then Joe Biden and Hunter to really learn what corruption looks like!!!! You lefties really make me laugh!!????
jcool
@ttm9
i applaud your excessive use of exclamation points and question marks to enforce your point. reminds of someone who used to post nasty comments regularly.
hi terry
Fahd
Glad to see the right-wing watch on Gaetz continues at Queerty. Media vigilance is an important component in ensuring that corrupt elites with connections and access to funds aren’t able to slip/slink away from justice. Still, I do wonder what has happened to investigative journalism; it’s not what it once was.
jcool
i agree that it’s important to report on these people continually, in some ways more than litigation. when you think of OJ do you think former football player? no. the public isn’t stupid, and doesn’t fall for legal loopholes.
Phillip
Karma eventually catches up to bad people.
redzebra1
Not much. If that were true, Trump would be in jail already
ttm9
Karma? You better tell Joe and Hunter Biden that Karma is about to kick them in the butt!!
Invader7
Agolf Twitterler & ALL of the spineless republiCONS have LOTS of stored up KARMA coming for their CRIMINAL /CORRUPT asses .
gregg2010
The Gaetz drama has been going on for too long. Convict him already!
Invader7
We all KNOW Matt is secretly crapping in his panties. Cause he KNOWS the Feds have LOTs of INCRIMINATING evidence against his CRIMINAL ass !!!
msfrost
They never were, his friends!!!