Matt Sanchez Speaks Out! (Part Two)

We don’t want to call Matt Sanchez a liar, but we’ve just been reading over Joe.My.God’s short interview with the gay porn star-turned-conservative soldier and we can’t help but feeling that something’s rotten in the state of Douchemark.

As we mentioned yesterday, our friend Andy Towle claims to have dated the icon formerly known as Rod Majors. Sanchez, however, insists he’s straight as an arrow:

JMG: Do you consider yourself gay?

SANCHEZ: Boyfriends: 0 Fiance: 2 Wife: 1. I’d say I’m pretty bad at being gay.

Hmm, either Towle’s confused (which we doubt) or Sanchez is a total phony. Oh, wait, we knew that already. Of course, there’s always the possibility that Sanchez didn’t consider poor Towle a “boyfriend”, but just a fuck buddy. Sorry, Towle, but something tells us you’ll survive.

Sanchez may not be a cocksucker (except when he’s getting paid…and filmed), but he does support Ann Coulter‘s recent faggot flinging:

I personally wouldn’t have used the word faggot in public like that. That said, Ann made a joke and that’s just what she does. I wouldn’t want her right to speak breached in any way. The complaints from all these pissed off people is hilarious. I know Ann gets a kick out of being a provocateur, and these hissyfits will probably figure in her next article.

That is if there is a next article

Oh – and, yes, Sanchez has a book in the works. No, he doesn’t want to talk about it.

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Matt Sanchez Speaks Out!