Matthew Camp’s horse, Jake Shears’ leather vest, & Max Emerson’s butt rub

This week Whoopi Goldberg and the ladies of Sister Act reunited on The View, “pharma bro” Martin Shkreli finally went to prison, Aaron Carter learned his HIV status, and one hula-hooping beauty stole our hearts forever. Here’s what happened on Instagram:

Nyle DiMarco played lifeguard.

Trying to Lifeguard but you make it hard

A post shared by Nyle DiMarco (@nyledimarco) on Sep 11, 2017 at 11:22am PDT

Michael Turchin shared the couch.

PUPPY DOWN! I REPEAT! PUPPY DOWN!

A post shared by Michael Turchin (@michaelturchinart) on Sep 10, 2017 at 5:07pm PDT

Mehcad Brooks laid in a hammock.

This last couple of weeks have been extremely influential and fortuitous in my life. Between busting my ass on #supergirl, spending unforgettable moments and sharing invaluable lessons with my TRIBE of beautiful nonconformist gypsies in #burningman and getting the October 20th release date for my first single from #Sony #Red things are really coming together in the tangible world and for me spiritually. I'm excited for the world to get to know the real me and hear what's on my heart and mind. The first single is called #TearsAway and I know you're going to dig it because I've grinded (which I'm surprised is not a word) for the last 7 years to bring to life. I work like a machine — for myself because I'm addicted to manifesting dreams, for my family, my tribe and my ancestors to make them proud and for you so that maybe a few of you can look at my journey, my struggle, my stumbles, my battles and my successes as fuel for your fire and an example of an achievable balance of happiness and success. @o_m_records (go follow) ?????????? #morelove #worklikeamachine #kinggypsy #bringthedustback

A post shared by Mehcad (@mehcadbrooks) on Sep 11, 2017 at 9:27pm PDT

Max Emerson gave his boyfriend a butt massage.

Massage classes from @mattybthelmt and my guinea pig Andrés.

A post shared by Max Emerson (@maxisms) on Sep 9, 2017 at 7:58am PDT

Matthew Camp played with horses.

ONLYFANS.COM/MATTHEWCAMP #barebackriding #horseplay #builttolast #farmlife #buildabear #stalion #manimal

A post shared by Matthew Camp (@matthewcamp) on Sep 15, 2017 at 1:13pm PDT

Titanius Maximus took a sip.

Baewatch ?

A post shared by Titanius Maximus (@titaniusmaximus) on Sep 14, 2017 at 1:27pm PDT

Jack Laugher sat on a waterfall.

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A post shared by Jack Laugher (@jacklaugher) on Sep 12, 2017 at 11:43am PDT

Ronnie Woo held a donut.

I'm seriously such a loser. ??????

A post shared by Ronnie Woo (@ronniecwoo) on Sep 13, 2017 at 3:32pm PDT

James Van Der Beek showed off his third leg.

@latelateshow is always such a fun hang, I brought the whole crew this time. Tonight w/ @jimgaffigan @liampayne

A post shared by James Van Der Beek (@vanderjames) on Sep 6, 2017 at 8:04pm PDT

Harry Louis picked a pineapple.

Agora sei o que querem dizer com a expressão "tenho que tomar conta desse abacaxi" ou "bora descascar esse abacaxi" ?? The winners of the @jjmalibu socks are @kojeffle @tompsongoes @caioaraujooh @super_uly ?? Thank you all for participating, and stay tuned for the next contest ?

A post shared by Harry Louis (@harry_louis) on Sep 14, 2017 at 8:47am PDT

Gregg Sulkin stretched out.

Happy Labor Day ??

A post shared by Gregg Sulkin (@greggsulkin) on Sep 4, 2017 at 12:09pm PDT

Milan Christopher hung out with a porn star.

On set with my brodahs @nickmasc @soitsjacob2.0 #MilanChristopher #BookedAndBusy ?? ________________________ ?by : @andrewchristianintl

A post shared by Milan Christopher (@milanchristopher) on Sep 15, 2017 at 12:42pm PDT

Sam Smith posed for Attitude.

"I'd just finished primary school and came out to my best friend. I was 10 and was very sure of, and in, myself." – Sam Smith opens up to Sir Elton John about love, heartbreak and new music in a world exclusive interview in our new October issue. ?? Download instantly from link in bio. _________________________ #samsmith #eltonjohn #attitude #gay #lgbt #lgbtpride #instagay #music #pop #toogoodatgoodbyes #fashion #photoshoot

A post shared by Attitude magazine (@attitudemag) on Sep 14, 2017 at 1:53am PDT

Brad Goreski laid out by the pool.

Boho Brad ? Shirt @louisvuitton Swim shorts @katama Sunglasses @illesteva ? @annebetduvall

A post shared by Brad Goreski (@bradgoreski) on Sep 12, 2017 at 1:27pm PDT

Cristiano Ronaldo checked himself out.

Eyes ? are the mirror of the soul ???

A post shared by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Sep 11, 2017 at 3:56am PDT

Bryshere Gray crossed the street.

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A post shared by Y A Z Z ™ (@yazzthegreatest) on Sep 12, 2017 at 12:56pm PDT

Jake Shears had his boots shined.

?: @topherjacob

A post shared by Jake Shears (@jakeshears) on Sep 10, 2017 at 3:03pm PDT

Brazilian gymnast Arthur Nory hit the beach.

"O ontem, era. O Hoje, é. E o amanhã, será" ?? Nory, O reflexivo! ?? #NonoFilósofo #BateVolta #RenovandoAsEnergias #GoodVibes #GarotoIt #Praiero #Guerreiro #Beach #Bitch

A post shared by Arthur Nory (@arthurnory) on Sep 9, 2017 at 11:20am PDT

Simon Dunn had coffee on the couch.

The winners of my competition with @foreverforza are as follows: Peter Davey, London Stephen Clifford, Exeter Dave Pearce, Berkshire Keep an eye out for your Forza Stir and Shake it Slim meal replacements. Also you'll be one of the first people to receive my 2018 Calendar.

A post shared by ?? Simon Dunn (@thesimondunn) on Sep 13, 2017 at 4:09am PDT

Cameron Dallas held a baby goat.

HIS NAME IS CARL SAY HI ?? thanks @cgeovanni ? now I have 2 best friends that are GOATS ?

A post shared by Cameron Dallas (@camerondallas) on Sep 13, 2017 at 1:38pm PDT

And Jared Leto posed for WSJ magazine.

THIS GUY. @jaredleto for the new @wsjmag styled by @georgecortina ???#jaredleto #terryrichardson

A post shared by Terry Richardson (@terryrichardson) on Sep 7, 2017 at 8:41am PDT