Matthew Camp’s new booty, Matthew Mitcham’s shower, & Pietro Boselli’s rooftop gym

This week Wal-Mart set a gay couple up in one of its stores, Zachary Quinto and Miles McMillan called it quits, and GQ claimed “straight men are joining masturbation clubs.” Here’s what happened on Instagram:

Cristiano Ronaldo found his light.

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Vitamina D selfie time ahahaha???

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Eliad Cohen changed his sheets.

Brian Jordan Alvarez took a hike.

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DESERT/DESSERT (photo by the brilliant @zackdezon )

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Ryan Cleary posed for Attitude‘s Body Issue…

…as did Matthew Camp.

Derek Chadwick got some sun.

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the girls in the back are me

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Garrett Magee dug a ditch.

Wilson Lai waited for the Paleta man.

Matthew Mitcham took a shower outside.

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How do you insult a shower? Call it a douche. . Well, that’s the Queensland leg of our epic road trip done! Here is a brief summary: Cairns, Palm Cove, Port Douglas, Cape Tribulation, Mossman Gorge, Townsville, Airlie, Great Barrier Reef, Sunshine Coast, Brisbane and Gold Coast. I spent time with my family and tried “the other diving” (scuba) for the first time. I also jumped out of a plane for the first time and discovered that falling through clouds feels like being attacked by tiny acupuncture needles, not soft and fluffy like CareBears or Aladdin would have you believe. Clouds are lies. . Now we’ve crossed the border from cane toad to cockroach territory (Queensland to New South Wales). Here is a thirsty pic of me at Byron Springs: an adorable guest house with a gorgeous hostess (Niki) who radiates love and joy like she’s celebrating a ten-year anniversary (which, coincidentally, she was… congrats!) . Now we’re headed inland past Lismore to a tiny village called The Channon to spend a couple of days camping in the Mystery Machine (our Wicked Campervan). No electricity, no hot water, but plenty of flora and fauna to help reconnect with nature. . . . . . . . . . @byronsprings_beachhouse #roadtrip #camp #camping @wickedcampers #queensland #australia #thisisqueensland #exploretnq @fnqmagazine #gay #gayboy #thirsttrapthursday #abs #blondboy #blonde #blondehair #eastcoast #fnq #tnq #cairns #townsville #portdouglas #palmcove #airlie #greatbarrierreef #brisbane #goldcoast #scuba #skydive

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Josh Christie stayed ready.

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I’m ready.

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Ronnie Woo bathed in Amangiri.

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Stepping out for a burger.

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Jaboukie Young-White wore basketball shorts in the pool.

Fredrik Eklund and Derek Kaplan celebrated six years together.

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Happy anniversary my African cat ?

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Jwan Yosef found a mirror.

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Them Tropics ???

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Alec Mapa flashed back to college.

Jack Laugher and Daniel Goodfellow went diving together.

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Big quads, big dives, big things to come ?

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Simon Sherry-Wood sat on the bath.

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Giving you my best “come hither” ? #rubadubdub

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Robbie Rogers showed off his hot trainer.

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This a.m. trying to keep up.

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Nyle DiMarco had a rooftop gym sesh…

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when your gym has a rooftop ???

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…apparently with Pietro Boselli.

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Gym with a rooftop? ?

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Tom Daley took a break.

Steve Grand wet his t-shirt.

Simon Dunn put on his socks.

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? by @snootyfoximages

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Maluma took a dip.

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Aquí esperando que dejes el #HP ? Link en mi bio!

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Jake Miller swam in his clothes.

KJ Apa posed for Damon Baker.

Max Emerson found a doppelgänger in The Undressed Chef.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka chilled out.

Ricky Martin kept it casual.

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SUN-day ??

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And Titanius Maximus danced on the beach.

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