This isn’t fluff. This isn’t clickbait. This is intensely important and you need to sit down, take a deep breath, and quietly piece together how this news subtly alters your world, imperceptibly making you a better, more complex individual.
It’s also a quick post to let you know that model Max Emerson recently updated his Instagram account, which now includes a photo depicting him comparing his weener to that of another model, also named Max.
It goes a little something like this:
And how does this photo compare to some of Emerson’s other Instagram moments?
We have the answer: