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Max Emerson got together with another Max to see who’s bigger

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It’s also a quick post to let you know that model Max Emerson recently updated his Instagram account, which now includes a photo depicting him comparing his weener to that of another model, also named Max.

It goes a little something like this:

And how does this photo compare to some of Emerson’s other Instagram moments?

We have the answer:

I got hit by a car yesterday, but I also got a massage from @mattybthelmt so it was still a pretty good day.

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Baby towels.

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