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Max Emerson got together with another Max to see who’s bigger

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It’s also a quick post to let you know that model Max Emerson recently updated his Instagram account, which now includes a photo depicting him comparing his weener to that of another model, also named Max.

It goes a little something like this:

And how does this photo compare to some of Emerson’s other Instagram moments?

We have the answer:

I got hit by a car yesterday, but I also got a massage from @mattybthelmt so it was still a pretty good day.

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@mdaltonart

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Baby towels.

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22 Comments

  • terminalose

    Is being a slut a job ?

    • Stache

      I don’t know but I’m interested. Asking for a friend..

    • terminalose

      I would have a hard time being friends with someone who has such bad taste

    • cabe

      That’s what I was thinking although you articulated better than I.

  • Knight

    Is Queerty getting some click-revenue from this guy I never heard about before coming here? Because there seems to be some ridiculous story about him every week. And it’s kinda obvious he’s packing MAYBE 4 inches erect (and I’m being generous), so, it wouldn’t be difficult to beat that, even another caucasian.

    • Brian

      His ass is pretty spectacular, if that accounts for anything.

    • Knight

      It does if he’s a bottom. As a total top, I couldn’t care less what he’s packing. It’s just ridiculous that he’s pretending to have something worth being interested in.

    • Brian

      Oh my god, can you drop the total top stuff please? I don’t know why you insist on working that into so many comments, but we get it, you’re a super macho stud on the level of Johnny Bravo.

      (And you’re the one who brought up the size of his dick Mr Total Top)

    • Knight

      Dayum, no need to be a little bitch-boy, Bri-bri. If I were a total bottom I’d be just as proud of that as well. Just putting it out there because a) it’s true and b) it was relevant to you bringing up his “spectacular ass”. But hey, don’t feel compelled to comment back to anything I say here if it bothers you so much. Sorry you’re having a horrible life, dude.

  • mattachinepodcast

    Yawn… what’s next?

  • dennynova

    I’m not what the point of this is. Can someone enlighten me?

  • NateOcean

    Remind me again; what is he famous for?

  • lovetennis2

    So do we get to know who the cute guy with the black hair is or are we supposed to just guess?

    • dean089

      Max Domosai, @thebigjablonsky

  • lovetennis2

    So do we get to know who the cute guy with the black hair is or do we have to keep guessing?

  • ElPillo

    Trying to figure out why I am reading this? Or qu

  • BriBri

    It’s perfectly fine with me, Max is adorable!

  • drmiller

    I’m sorry, did i miss the election for Emperor of the Gays? Because i didn’t vote for this guy. Yes Max Emerson is cute, and I think he has strong values (if he is a bit superficial, as most of us are). He seems like a sweet man, and an all around nice guy. But again, when did we all decide he is queen gay? I feel like I see this dude all over the place and i do not understand why. I’m not trying tear him down or be a dick, but I find him thoroughly average. This site (and others) do an awful lot of reporting on him and for the life of me I can’t figure out why. I think even he knows there are MUCH prettier/sexier/hotter/more active/more important gay men (or members of the LGBT+ community). Why the fascination with Max? This site tends to run on the superficial side (which I’m fine with me, it’s honestly why I have the app—to get some eye candy every once in a while). But max is not hot. By typical gay standards he’s kind of a disappointment. WHY is he so gay-famous?

    Max, no disrespect meant but I’m pretty unimpressed with you. Enough is enough. You are irrelevant to me.

    • Knight

      Sorry, but by definition, anyone who is “internet famous” cannot have “strong values”, since they are spending the majority of their time self-promoting as opposed to feeding the hungry, developing a cure for cancer etc. Talk is cheap, so regardless of how many hash-tags “#endinequality!” he puts out, there’s only so much someone famous for being famous contributes to society.

  • mz.sam

    Ya-a-w-wn. . . .this fame whore is so yesterday.

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