Queerty query

Has Max Emerson had sex with too many men?

“Asking what our number is, is saying that there’s something wrong with having a high number, which there isn’t. It’s some cockamamie nonsense that they made up to shame straight women. But we aren’t straight, so we don’t have to shame each other or judge each other about having a healthy, gay, adult sex life.”

That’s prolific comedian Michael Henry, waxing poetic in a brand new sketch co-starring Brandon Rogers and Instagram sensation/never-not-nude Max Emerson.

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The timeless theme? Slut-shaming, promiscuity, and facials.

Frankly, things get gritty.

Very gritty, indeed.

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