Another day forged forward, the first inklings of holiday cheer strained by the creeping bulk of reality. It’s going to be a weird few months, to be sure.
But luckily there are patriots like Max Emerson reminding us that there are still things of booty in the world.
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Namely, cheek one and cheek two.
Emerson took to Instagram to show off his finest assets, and you can find both of them right here.
Black Pegasus
Nice and compact like man’s ass is suppose to be…
I’d hit it.
jimstoic
Emerson is a national treasure. A world treasure.
Medea Jason
Our love for Max (and his hot boyfriend) has no boundaries!! Is endless,in other words!
Sasha1973
You the flag to the gay community
Billy Budd
He is not only cute but also adorable, with a fabulous sense of humor. His BF is Latino like myself and truly gorgeous.
alanballs
Gorgeous!
amigay
Who the fuck is max emerson?
ProfessorMoriarty
Who the f are you?
Billy Budd
I want them both naked in my bed for Christmas. I wanna celebrate Jesus’ birthday in style.
Terrycloth
So what is he showing us ? That he plays ping ping outside ?
Captain Obvious
Why do people like that? Eesh. Sometimes I forget white people tan to brown and then call brown ugly.
Why would you want brown skin everywhere and then have a pasty white butt and pink chode? Yuck.