McD’s Knows What Gay Boys Want

McDonald’s placed this ad at a gay bar in Chicago. Clever, right?

But, as copyranter points out, a Big Mac can lead to a big disaster:

…There’s nothing as strong as post-McDonald’s gas. And ripping Big Mac farts during that magical first night encounter is a major turnoff. You can try holding them in, but then you’re making goofy faces while clutching your upper groin region–also a big turnoff. You’re much better off with an empty stomach, actually.

Words to live by.