McGreevey Files For Divorce!

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Jim McGreevey‘s marriage to Dina Mato McGreevey came on step closer to being over today. Of the divorce filing, McGreevey had these wise words:

It’s a sad day for everyone. It is something that had to be done. We are blessed with a wonderful daughter who remains our focus.

Sad? Oh please, you guys both go books deals and more fame than you ever imagined. As for “something that had to be done” – that’s the understatement of the century. Now, to the McGreevey’s daughter- we’re very sorry your daddy’s a cocksucker. But, look at it this way: you, too can get a book deal and, if you’re lucky, a drug problem.