GRAMMAR POLICE

Me Speak English Good: When Homophobes Fail With Their Antigay Signage

6a00d8341c730253ef01b7c6f5c7ad970b-300wiA couple in Meridian, Idaho made headlines last week after painting antigay statements on the back of their pickup truck then cruising around town.

Justin and Melanie Sease told their local news station that they’ve made it their personal mission to protest marriage equality in the state of Idaho because, they say, if they don’t, “homosexual extremists” will “spread like a cancer.”

One of the things the couple wrote on their vehicle were the words “HOMOsexuality is a sin and a [sic] abomination.”

Bless their hearts, the Seases didn’t seem to notice their error: “abomination” should be “an abomination.”

According to Melanie, the couple now receives all sorts of “waves, smiles, or honks” when they’re out driving.

“They like that we’re takin’ a stand for the voters in Idaho and for the heavenly Father,” Justin added.

Perhaps.

Or perhaps they’re trying to alert the Seases to the embarrassing grammatical error splashed across the back of their rusted out Chevy.

Check out these other times when homophobes completely failed with their antigay signage.

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God forbid two guys get “marridged.”

 

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If this disgruntled baker didn’t want these two lesbians to have any “ballons” on their “anniv.”, then why did he include them on their cake?

 

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Wait… What?

 

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In case there was any confusion.

 

GAY MARRIAGE OPPONENT HOLDS SIGN IN PROTEST OUTSIDE STATEHOUSE

Okay, okay. So that last one might have been photoshopped. But the original version is just as stupid.

 

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In addition to being a total dumb ass, this guy seems like a real “churc.”

 

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Someone needs to teach this hate monger about infinitives.

 

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Perhaps the most offensive part about this sign is how he spelled the word “defecation.”

 

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Hey, it’s the thought that cunts, er, counts, right?

 

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Actually, it’s a syndrome. AIDS stands for Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome. Learn more about it here.

 

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Seven to nine times more than what? We’d like to see this asshole’s source.

 

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That kinda sounds like polygamy to us.

 

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An antigay protestor holding a rainbow flag with a computer-printed sign warning about the evils of computers. Need we say more?

 

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This one pretty much speaks for itself.

 

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Oh yeah? Then how did you write this sign?

 

Related stories:

Five Disgraced Business Owners Who Learned That Homophobia Just Doesn’t Sell

Christians Warn Against “Self-Rape” And Other Bizarre Antigay Religious Signage

Teen Homophobes Wear Hideous Antigay T-Shirts On Pro-Gay School Day

 

Graham Gremore is a columnist and contributor for Queerty and Life of the Law. Follow him on Facebook and Twitter.