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Where To Meet Gay GOPers At The Republican National Convention

Looking for some sexy pillow talk about fiscal responsibility, the Second Amendment and drilling for oil in national parks? Well, look no further: we have the full list of Log Cabin Republican hangouts at the upcoming convention in Tampa.

Start the week off right at the LCR Welcome Reception at the Rusty Pelican on Sunday, August 26 at 5pm. Yelp assigns the Rusty Pelican three whole dollar signs, so you know it’s a classy joint for high-rollers. Go ahead an splurge—you’ve earned it by the sweat of your brow. (Either that, or you just built your empire by availing yourself of government aid, like Romney’s pal in New Hampshire.)

On Monday, the Log Cabin folks move over to Oystercatchers, which doesn’t sound at all suggestive. Another three-dollar-sign joint, its lobster macaroni and cheese actually sounds legitimately tasty. And it’s at a Hyatt, which is convenient if you want to slip off for a little tryst in a hotel room with a Craigslist trick like Republican Indiana legislator Phillip Hinkle.

How will they ever top the glamour of Oystercatchers? Why, at the Thursday “Celebrating Congressional Allies” event, of course. On the agenda is “meeting our allies,” which means “pro-equality Republicans.” Yes, they exist. Don’t forget, Florida is home to Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, the only Republican to sponsor the repeal of DOMA! So that’s a start.

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36 Comments

  • Daez

    You mean LRC has not been banned yet, and I thought this event had at least the same traction as CPAC.

    I really do not get these self-hating gay people that support the NATIONAL Republican Party. At the local level it is mostly a toss up in some areas.

  • RBYapok

    You don’t need to look up the Log Cabiners to get lucky at the Republican Convention. The last one was in St. Paul. The local Craigslist and other sites exploded with ads containing the words “DL, down low, discreet, closeted, married, and MWM” all of whom could host in hotels.

  • Red State

    As a GOProuder, I can honestly state that when we gather, it’s not for illicit sexual trysts (as you guys apparently love to fantasize about), it’s for the purpose of discussing the abysmal direction the Democrats have taken our country. So, unless or until you actually attend a GOProud meeting, you shouldn’t presume to “know” anything about us. But I must admit, it’s very funny (and a little bizarre) how you libs try projecting your slutty behavior onto others by perusing Craigslist for conservative homosexuals. Funny indeed.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    Where To Meet Gay GOPers At The Republican National Convention

    The public toilets, I assume.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @Red State:

    Maybe if all you homocons weren’t getting got screwing in toilets, and raping sleeping men, we wouldn’t see you as depraved, and grotesque.

  • QJ201

    Watch the ads for escorts in Tampa triple on craigslist and rentboy.

  • QJ201

    @Red State: yeah like republican queers are the paragon on virtue.

    Any sentence that has the word YOU followed by the name of a group is clearly filled with contempt, prejudice and hate. You blacks, you gays, you latinos, you Libs.

    I have an acquaintance (friend of another family member) who is a LCR/GoP type.
    Says he can’t stand “faggots” and “queens” and complains that gay men are fucked up. Tells me that is life is more than just about being gay. (FYI…he has never has a long term partner and is now pushing 50).

    This from a man who spends all his time lusting after “straight acting” men and from a man who spent WAY too much time paying attention to the teenage boys at a big family party we both attended.

  • Red State

    @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Someone who refers to himself as an “enemabag” is calling ME depraved and grotesque? That is sweeeeeeet. By the way, your grammar is as ridiculous as your false accusations: “Weren’t getting got screwing” makes no sense whatsoever, not to me, and not to anyone else, not even in the ghetto. Did you think your nasty comment would make you come across as superior or intelligent? Try, try again.

  • DrewSF

    It’s easy, in the MEN’s ROOM! ;) Larry Craig certainly likes to hang out in men’s bathrooms!

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @Red State:

    Don’t tell me how to post comments, Red State. Do I come down to the toilets you troll and knock the dicks out of your mouth?

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @Red State:

    Why thank you!

  • GOProudest

    @Red State: Nice comeback. The left wing comment trolls here are just plain hilarious.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @GOProudest:

    You can high five Red State when you guys bump into each other in the mens room.

  • Proud gay republican

    Ahh, more pathetic comments from clueless bleeding heart liberals who would rather push their selfish, self absorbed agenda than have the country move in a positive direction. Nobama is leading you right over the edge of the cliff and you are so in love with him that you are unable to think for yourselves. So lame!

  • GOProudest

    @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Sorry to disappoint you, I don’t use men’s rooms

  • jeff4justice

    What’s more absurd? A gay Republican or a gay Democrat?

    The 2party system = war, poverty, debt, taking away civil liberties, change party in charge, repeat.

    Voting for the 2party system is a wasted vote. Unless US now having the highest rate of poverty ever is not enough for ya’ll.

    Both the Republican and Democrat parties should be charged with crimes against humanity.

  • doug105

    @jeff4justice: Show me a real national choice then or go away.

  • doug105

    @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Both his hands are to busy to high five himself.

  • Clockwork

    @jeff4justice:
    >What’s more absurd? A gay Republican or a gay Democrat?

    Smartest comment I’ve seen here in a while

  • GOProudest

    @jeff4justice: A gay 3rd party voter is the most absurd of all. Good luck winning elections.

  • Michael

    @Red State: Us “libs” don’t have to meet for clandestine meetings in the bathroom of the local 7-11 for hookups…we’re out and we’re proud. You closeted Republican homos keep Craigs list in business. A gay Republican. You might as well be a black KKK wizard.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @GOProudest:

    So you do all your cruising in parks?

  • Proud gay republican

    Pathetic. Go find a white or black party somewhere, spray on some body glitter, and do what you do best. The rest of the educated, informed world has work to do. God Bless Mitt Romney and President Bush. At least they have a set of balls unlike the current occupant of the White House. Sarah Jessica Parker has a bigger set!

  • jeff4justice

    @doug105 What do you do to help alternative political parties combat media bias/blackout, unfair election laws, and also educate voters of the different options?

    6 Easy Steps To End The 2-Party System
    http://youtu.be/AS8cdu9ge0w

    Insist Obama & Romney Debate 3rd Party Opponents
    http://youtu.be/nCZuasjnXOA

    @GOProudest Good luck winning elections?? Does your comment indicate you vote for a winner more than by principle? If an anti-LGBT ballot measure gets on the ballot in a red state do you just give up?

    See: Top 3 Dumb Excuses To Not Vote 3rd Party http://youtu.be/lKxrNPmMkkk

    @Clockwork Thanks.

    The 2party system = perpetual war, poverty & the erosion of civil liberties. Keep voting for the same parties over and over while expecting different results and see where that gets you.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @Proud gay republican:

    This statement:

    The rest of the educated, informed world has work to do.

    Belies this statement:

    God Bless Mitt Romney and President Bush.

  • tjr101

    @Proud gay republican: “God bless Mitt Romney and President Bush.” You gay Repugs are hilarious, given that the two aforementioned men have absolutely no respect for you.

  • GOProudest

    @Mr. Enemabag Jones: You are a f**king moron

    @jeff4justice: LOL, “principle”, LOL! Once you’ve elected anyone let us know.

  • Stocker

    @Red State, GOP Proudest, Proud gay Republican and all my fellow Republicans: Love all your comments, but I learned long ago that many gay Dems are so narrow-minded, I wouldn’t waste my time responding. You have all done us proud….but I wouldnt waste my time dealing with their alleged superiority…not to mention their arrogance.

  • GOProudest

    @Stocker: I do not expect to convince any left wing nutters out here, but I believe anyone with an open mind who is willing to use their brain would benefit from seeing our perspective.

    Gay left thinks they have the monopoly on speaking for gay community. We are here to tell everyone that this is not the case and there are many gay people who refuse to be slaves on Dem plantation.

    We are here, we are GOP Queer, get used to us, left wing tools!

  • Jim H.

    Gay Republicans, libertarians, tea baggers, etc. sure are an odd bunch. They have many interesting qualities, but those qualities do not include being kind, likeable, or socialized. I speak from personal observation.

  • joe

    @Daez: Are gay democrats who support blacks and latinos self-hating. I mean blacks and latinos never vote for gay marriage.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @GOProudest:

    Uh oh! Touched a nerve there, eh GOProudest?

    Either way, stay classy, douchebag.

  • GOProudest

    @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Touched a nerve? LOL, just stating a fact, moron

    @joe: Excellent observation

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    @GOProudest:

    I’m impressed that you can type so well with one hand, GOProudest.

  • scamandrios

    ha! wow… queerty is facilitating and encouraging gay bashing? Yeah they are gay Republicans, but you’re calling for their harassment and possible harm because they want to vote a different way than you think they should? Dude! wow… this is not the way to go about building a better tomorrow…

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