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Meet The Schmuck Tossed Out of a Cardinals Game For Mouthing Off to the Catcher

There are many ways to get kicked out of a baseball game. Use a fake ticket. Streak on the field. Wear something other than red to Fenway. Or you could call St. Louis Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina a faggot, and then umpire Bob Davidson (pictured) will toss your ass. Congratulations to Sean A. Ottow of Waukesha, Wis., who spent the bottom of the seventh inning on Tuesday drunk and ejected.