11th hour appeals

Meg Whitman: Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me, Guess I’ll Go Eat Worms

Snaps to Meg Whitman, for framing this election in the best possible light her gubernatorial campaign can muster: Voters are basically picking the lesser of two evils. (One of those two evils is not “don’t vote at all.”)

In a last ditch effort to reign in the double-digit polling gap between she and AG Jerry Brown, Whitman makes the case that you should vote for her because she’s going “to treat you like grown up, tell it to you straight, and offer a practical plan forward.”

In other words, she’s going to be your mother.