Amidst damning reports that her husband cheated on her with a porn star shortly after she gave birth to their son, Barron, then paid the woman $130,000 in hush money, Melania Trump took a moment to tweet about her “wonderful” first full year as First Lady:
This has been a year filled with many wonderful moments. I’ve enjoyed the people I’ve been lucky enough to meet throughout our great country & the world! ?? pic.twitter.com/MMRi72ENd0
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) January 20, 2018
OK, first of all, can we talk about why she chose a picture of herself on the arm of a handsome young Marine rather than with, say, her husband?
Also, which “wonderful moments” are she referring to?
Perhaps it’s the time she ruined Easter? Or the time she ruined Christmas? Or the time she told sick children that she wished she could spend the holidays “on a deserted island”? Or the time her husband left her outside on a cold, wet tarmac without an umbrella?
How about we take this to the next level?
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Honestly, there are so many wonderful moments to choose from!
As it often the case anytime Melania tweets, she received a ton of responses. 7,510 to be exact. Let’s take a look…
As FLOTUS what’s your contribution? What are you working on? What’s your platform? Who are you helping & reaching out to? Hmmm sad isn’t it?
— Loyal Blue Stable Genius (@LoyalBlue2) January 24, 2018
Thank you for not making us view your hubby in this year’s tweet. Good choice.
— Barbara Stiles (@Dovewoman1) January 23, 2018
— ScottNYRose (@ScottNYRose) January 23, 2018
A picture of the first genuine smile and on the arm of a Marine.
— Think Positve (@Manifext247) January 24, 2018
Interesting. No mention of The Donald. #metoo
— Sally Danto (@midgetsal) January 24, 2018
#StormyDaniels #StormyGate #StormyAffair #ShitholeTrump #StormyShitholeTrump pic.twitter.com/R52l5OkhMV
— Mildred (@mildredmud) January 23, 2018
For Godssake, woman, get your son and go somewhere safe and sane!
— Susan Hall (@zoobrain1) January 24, 2018
Nice arm candy here, much better than 45 – no wonder you are smiling.
— katealee (@katealee) January 23, 2018
Like that wonderful moment when it’s revealed @realDonaldTrump paid off a porn star to hide their affair that occurred while u were caring for your infant? #aintlovegrand #youcandivorcehim #spillhissecrets #saveourcountry
— Hbomb 1148 (@fightinsTs) January 24, 2018
That’s a much handsomer escort than Tubby Trump.
— Thorina Rose (@thorinarose) January 23, 2018
Sorry Melania, U signed up for it!!!
But in case U haven’t seen it this is what real LOVE ? LOOKS ? LIKEhttps://t.co/oRh8etws92
— airforcevet43 (@airforcevet43) January 24, 2018
Sounds like a FAREWELL MESSAGE!
— david kinard (@dthomicide) January 25, 2018
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KaiserVonScheiss
Could this be any more vapid?
Should we be surprised that there is a picture of her with a Marine? She is the First Lady. Low energy. Sad.
DCguy
Awww, how cute, the same troll that just attacked a woman in her 70’s, Nancy Pelosi for her appearance is feeling micro-aggressed because somebody mentioned Melania.
Juanjo
Oh look, Kaiser Von Shithead has his panties in a bunch. Personally, I feel sorry for this woman. She married a wealthy businessman and probably hoped her future was secure. It is pretty clear she never wanted him to run for political office nor did she wish to be in the White House. Of course, the King of Shitheads is ignoring that here we are on the 1st anniversary of Trump becoming president and her 1st Lady and instead of a picture of the two of them together or of her doing something positive, she selects a photo of her and some eye candy.
I agree that people are just reading tea leaves here but that is a pretty telling photo. Speaking of vapid, King of scheiss, do you ever do anything that is not vacuous?
KaiserVonScheiss
@DCguy
Liar. I did no such thing. Where did I do such a thing.
Rex Huskey
she will be back living in New York come spring.
Rex Huskey
DCGurl and Blowjo: It’s f*gs like you and your sissy azz attitudes that are causing the queer cause to lose ground. Go back to your coffin!
Mandrake
Right on, Kaiser! This article is just another opportunity to attack Melania. Our community is so emotionally traumatized by everything “Trump” that any chance to contrive anything to slam the FLOTUS has actually become a sport.
Kangol
You have to wonder, if the lying racist pResident Trumpkin’s lawyer paid off porn stars, what else could he be blackmailed over? Does Russia have something on him? Do any other countries he visited in the past? Either way, Melania did the right thing by not showing up in Davos with that thing and by not featuring him in her 1 years FLOTUS anniversary feed. She deserves a little prize for even going along with the farce for this long.
Heywood Jablowme
I like Melania more and more, lately. As I’ve mentioned here before, I hope someone gives her a book about Lucrezia Borgia. It might give her some ideas.
OzJosh
The answers to your questions are all out there in various extremely well-researched books on Trump, in particular Trump Revealed and Collusion. When Trump defaulted on so many loans that American banks refused to deal with him any more, he did deals with various east European/middle eastern “oligarchs” (read: mafia), most with direct connections to Russia. They own him.
He BGB
Hope her prenuptial is in order and she gets more than Marla did (just 6 figures I think—-she was just glad to be rid of him probably).
calpoidog
I hope she understands how much leverage she currently has. I’d be asking for millions in a Swiss bank account in order to put up with his shenanigans or threaten to humiliate him by leaving and talking DURING his administration.
James
She’s an idiot.
Curtispsf
Melania, you would be an overnight sensation and probably a gay icon if you filed for divorce of Orange Monkey-Arse. You would also be a beacon for abused women everywhere. Do It. File when the indictments are handed down. Kick him hard in the balls. Just a thought /|\
Ken A.
The other man was a soldier who was escorting her. No big deal.
leobaga
Enough with the fake news. Here’s the real news:
Hillary Rodham Clinton is the worlds most infamous ‘enabler’ of grotesque male chauvinist pigs in US political history (Weiner, Weinstein, hubby Bill, Cosby, etc etc ) AND is claimed to be ‘the worlds leading feminist politician’ according to the latest bilge pushed by the NYT. She also claims she was cheated out of being POTUS but it was she and the DNC who CHEATED Sanders and US democracy!!
Rex Huskey
you’ve got valid points there labodega. might be better if you didn’t present them with flames coming out of your azzhole. chill. folks know she was a pisspoor candidate and has suffered greatly from supporting her cad husband. She is, however, the greatest most qualified person to have ever run (win or lose) for Prez.
Life’s a b*tch…and then you have to fight off these vapid f*gs on this site….
Aires the Ram
The support the LGBT “community” gives to Hillary Clinton, and the Democrats in general, shows that so many are so poorly informed, and poorly educated. This infatuation with hating Donald Trump is off the charts. None of you seem to care about the US negotiations for better trade deals, for tax reform, for manufacturing businesses coming back to our shores and providing jobs for Americans, for repatriation of off-shored corporate money, for the lowering of the corporate tax rate. Not one thing is ever mentioned about these things on these pages. How about the LOWEST Black unemployment rate EVER recorded? I could go on and on about the good things the Trump administration is doing for OUR COUNTRY, but you just don’t want to hear it, it’s a bit to inconvenient for you, as it doesn’t fit your agenda of calling Trump a racist, homophobe and whatever else you can dredge up.
tham
The bot trolls are back. Trying to change gay minds circa 2016.