Melania Trump is slithering back out into view after dramatically walking off the tarmac and out of the national spotlight the second she got to Florida on Wednesday, January 20.
On Friday, the ex-FLOTUS launched a new Twitter page called @OfficeofMelania, which she will use to share updates about her #BeBest anti-bullying pet project. Or something.
“Mrs. Melania Trump is announcing the opening of The Office of Melania Trump,” the account tweeted on Friday. “Please follow this account for news and updates.”
Mrs. Melania Trump is announcing the opening of The Office of Melania Trump. Please follow this account for news and updates.
— Office of Melania Trump (@OfficeofMelania) February 12, 2021
Since then, however, @OfficeofMelania has used the account to attack CNN for writing an unflattering article about her spa treatments.
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On Saturday, the account tweeted, “Mrs.Trump is no longer First Lady. She is a private citizen, mother, & wife. Sources in this article are not affiliated w her nor have insight into her thoughts or daily life. CNN’s FLOTUS Correspondent choosing to publish false gossip illustrates the media’s unhealthy obsession.”
Mrs.Trump is no longer First Lady. She is a private citizen, mother, & wife. Sources in this article are not affiliated w her nor have insight into her thoughts or daily life. CNN’s FLOTUS Correspondent choosing to publish false gossip illustrates the media’s unhealthy obsession. https://t.co/Z61kDaESdY
— Office of Melania Trump (@OfficeofMelania) February 13, 2021
The tweet was in response to a report that Melania was “disengaged” from her husband’s second impeachment trial and was instead spending all her time at the spa at Mar-a-Lago.
“She goes to the spa, has lunch, goes to the spa (again) and has dinner with Donald on the patio,” a source told CNN. “Rinse and repeat. Every day.”
@OfficeofMelania also took a brief moment on February 14 to retweet a Valentine’s Day message from Melania’s personal Twitter page, in which she wished everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day.
Everyone except for her own husband, that is.
“On this #ValentinesDay, I think of the brave & inspirational children at @TheChildrensInn @NIH where I visited the past few years. Sending them love & strength, today & everyday. #HappyValentinesDay”
On this #ValentinesDay, I think of the brave & inspirational children at @TheChildrensInn @NIH where I visited the past few years. Sending them love & strength, today & everyday. #HappyValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/rWl86el7bh
— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) February 14, 2021
Unfortunately for Melania, her new @OfficeofMelania account has not received a very warm welcome on Twitter…
what. THE F*CK. could you possibly have to say that we would give a sh!t about ? pic.twitter.com/L9t6tbbUrP
— RKannie3 (@rosalita356) February 12, 2021
LOL NO
— Rich Swinton 🇺🇸 (@RicoSuaveJD) February 12, 2021
Birth of the office of a birther pic.twitter.com/wcSZFZmqfZ
— Phyllis, Feline Attorney (@phyll_indablank) February 12, 2021
U.S. State Department seals, the U.S. Great Seal, logos, and other official insignia may not be used or reproduced without written permission. Use of the Great Seal of the United States is governed by Public Law 91-651, Title 18 of the United States Code.
— Priscilla Raymo (@PriscillaRaymo) February 13, 2021
Did you get a chance to see what our beautiful first lady did? We love her so much! pic.twitter.com/y6kVuPXYLQ
— Precious🇺🇸 (@MustangPrecious) February 12, 2021
Why on Earth would Melania Trump need an office?
— Lloyd Bonaparte (@LloydBonaparte) February 12, 2021
No thanks, I’ll get the original news and updates from Michelle Obama.
— Janice Hough (@leftcoastbabe) February 12, 2021
Hi Hun ! 👋🏼 pic.twitter.com/WgeImLNvct
— Rob Shone 🇪🇺 (@robshone) February 12, 2021
She opened an “office” because CNN reported she was spending time at a spa? Inspirational!
— Michael Buckley (@HeyBuckHey) February 13, 2021
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Cam
Sounds like they haven’t been embraced by society in Miami and there isn’t a lot to do. Either that or she’s sleeping with one of the employees at the spa.
Makes sense, the last thing you’d want to do if you’re her is stay in the residence with Donald.
Creamsicle
I was under the impression that the Trumps were not allowed to live at their Florida resort, and were already spending more time than they are contractually allowed even before leaving office.
Are they just ignoring the contract Donald signed while the case goes to court?
humble charlie
Why expect well thought out arguments/declarations from Melania? She’s just who she is. That she married Donald Trump, a man much much older than she is and a man with no hint of morality, says it all. She saw a big pot of money and jumped in. Hooray!
Just ignore her and she’ll go away.
tjack47
I actually believed it was satire. How could I have?
Sotzume
Office of The Current Old Sow
Mack
If she ever wanted anyone to take seriously her “be best” program, she would have gone after her hubby. To most intelligent people the program was a jOKE.
jcsportsfan
BWHAHAHAHA! Yeah because the right has TOTALLY stopped dragging Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton. Christ, they’d like to dig up Eleanor Roosevelt if they could so they could harass her.
Fname Optional Lname
Will someone please ask Devon Green to provide a satirical video update, I can follow her version of what the ex FlOTUS is doing but when it comes to the real deal, it’s just to sad to listen to her. Ok, Be Best and stuff!
cuteguy
Ppl should leave her alone. She is a private citizen and gold digger. This is exactly what she signed up for (spa treatments) when she decided to play with old balls in exchange for her self respect. I think she likes to “Be Best” at being a wh0re. She earns her keep on her back.
Jack Meoff
Seems like she is doing more in the past few weeks then she ever did as FLOTUS. Escape plans take effort I guess.