Melania Trump announced this week that she will not be joining her husband on the campaign trail anymore for the remainder of the 2020 election season.
She’s blaming it on a lingering covid cough, but Twitter has its own theories as to why she is abandoning her husband during the homestretch of his flailing presidential campaign…
Due to Melania’s “covid cough”, she will not be campaigning with Trump the final two weeks.
She will be looking for a divorce lawyer.
— NEWSNOTES💙 (@ReportsDaNews) October 21, 2020
nah… she’s just holding out for a salary bonus
— WizzyProbs (@WizzyProbs) October 21, 2020
Melania doesn’t want to be seen with trump any longer I think her contract is up lol she knows he’s done
— Malena (@Malena99882784) October 21, 2020
She is busy with the f#*king Christmas decorations.
— David B (@britt_brittdg) October 21, 2020
Many people are saying she and Bill Barr ran off together. I don’t know if that’s true, but many people are saying that.
— Slim Smith (@SlimSmith5) October 20, 2020
Melania Trump never wanted to be First Lady, still doesn’t and has a really hard time hiding her disdain for the position. I expect her to completely disappear after 11/3.
— Melissa Jo🇺🇸🌎🐾🇺🇸 (@MelissaJorene) October 20, 2020
She’s faking it. Melania won’t be voting for Trump. She wants her money, Trump Tower home and her boyfriend.
— Bonnie (@BonnieStamper7) October 20, 2020
Getting an early start on Christmas listening to Christmas music and writing notes for Christmas cards. pic.twitter.com/Lgg1OcO6fF
— Christine (@ChristineSylke) October 21, 2020
She’s probably fine. I’m guessing she’s just using it as an excuse so she doesn’t have to campaign with him.
— USAJane 2017 🗽 (@2017USAJane) October 20, 2020
Lingering cough.. or packing bags and stealing mementos?
— Paul B Sarcastic (@pabow) October 20, 2020
— 😷Laura 🦠 Benson 🚰🧼👏 (@LauraBensonRN) October 21, 2020
Yes! I’m still not sure what to believe. But I believe Melania’s (cough) was invented so she doesn’t have to campaign. In fact in 3 weeks or so we will never see her again. And neither will trump.
— Barbara Ward☣😷 (@barbaraward235) October 21, 2020
To be fair, Melania hasn’t completely given up on her husband in his time of need.
Earlier today, she did make a $45.00 donation to the Republican National Committee, which she earmarked for “support for President Trump’s agenda.”
Trump campaign just sent out email claiming Melania Trump donated $45. Really weird stuff. pic.twitter.com/marOSrgGBS
— David Rothschild (@DavMicRot) October 21, 2020
We’re not sure $45 is gonna cut it, however.
Trump’s reelection campaign is currently running on fumes, with just $63 million to last until November 3, compared to the Biden campaign’s $177 million war chest.
On top of that, the campaign is struggling to bring in fundraising dollars during a time when supporters should be most energized. Last month, Trump raised just $81 million, compared Biden’s $281.6 million.
But don’t get too confident yet, folks!
Last night, Trafalgar Group chief pollster Robert Cahaly told Sean Hannity that he believes polling data that shows Biden in the lead is inaccurate and that Trump will win reelection.
In 2016, Trafalgar Group’s polling showed Trump leading in key battleground states, including Pennsylvania and Michigan, when almost every other pollster had him trailing Hillary Clinton.
“What we’ve noticed is that these polls are predominantly missing the hidden Trump vote,” Cahaly said. “These people are more hesitant to participate in polls. So if you’re not compensating for this, you’re not going to get honest answers.”
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Cam
So much has been written about Trump’s makeup, but can we talk about how ridiculous Melania’s makeup is? It’s so much darker than her natural skin she’s practically doing blackface.
What is it with this family? Even Tiffany, who avoids the stupid all over orange or fake tan look, does those glopy raccon eyes.
Fname Optional Lname
great, now whenever I’m forced to see photos of her I’m going to compare her to a raccoon when before I read your comment she was so much more chipmunk to me! Her face screams Chimpmunk! I don’t know what kind of shaming that is but I’ll accept the repercussions.
Catholicslutbox
@queerty “Social workers in Texas are now allowed to reject clients for being LGBTQ+ or having a disability, per Gov. Greg Abbott’s recommendation.
Advocates have criticized the move, warning such groups are already discriminated against and could face more barriers getting help.”
SPEEDOSWIMMER
Malaria has to go disinfect herself…
Fname Optional Lname
LOL …. thanks, I needed to laugh
SPEEDOSWIMMER
She’s off destroying another garden at the White House.
Liquid Silver
Her last check just ran out and she needs more for the next worky-worky.
cuteguy
She just wants to “Be Best” and vote for Biden so she can be free
HankHarris
Ugh, I can’t with this skank anymore….
Openminded
More fake news. The routing and check numbers on the check do not match
Openminded
The ABA routing number comes back as “no match” to any bank.
Heywood Jablowme
Wow, you’d think a totally imaginary check from her would be for more than $45 !
I’d never seen her signature before but it looks oddly like Typhoid Trumpy’s sig, as if the auto-pen has a slightly different setting.
Prax07
That skank has finally reached the limit of what Trump’s chinese bank account will buy from her. Getting Covid was probably her limit to what he’s paid her for. She was probably hoping he’d get killed by it, and was disappointed when he surprisingly recovered and she’s Done.