Famed Christmas witch Melania Trump is once again trying to convince people that, contrary to popular belief, she really does give a f*ck about the holiday, even though everyone knows she doesn’t.
Over the weekend, the ex-FLOTUS and her loser husband hosted a yuletide celebration for foster care families in West Palm Beach, Florida.
“I’m happy to share in the festivities with the foster care community at this very special time of year,” Melania told Fox News Digital. “My dream is that when Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus talk to a child at our event, those wonderful words, together with the activities and fun of the day, create beautiful lifelong memories.”
The event was held at the Trump International Golf Club, where about 100 kids were invited to decorate cookies, meet Santa and Mrs. Claus, and pose for photos alongside Melania, which we’re sure they were just thrilled about. After all, what child doesn’t want a photo with the I-Really-Don’t-Care-Do-U-Who-Gives-A-F*ck-About-Christmas lady?
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The looks on these children’s faces speak volumes…
— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) December 12, 2022
Now, normally, we’re all for people volunteering their time during the holidays to bring a little cheer to children in foster care. Except when they’ve also been caught on tape talking about how much they actually f*cking hate Christmastime and are only using the holiday season to promote their latest grift.
Related: Melania has another new grift just in time for f’ing Christmas
Earlier this month, the Trumps hosted the Classical Education Network Christmas Celebration in Naples, Florida, a $10,000 per person “fundraiser” that donated “a portion” of the money to vague “hurricane relief efforts in Southwest Florida.”
A website for mysterious fundraiser, which has since been scrubbed from the internet, didn’t specify what the portion percentage would be, and little is known about the event since the press wasn’t invited and cellphones weren’t permitted inside.
On top of that, all season long Melania has been hawking sh*tty Christmas ornament NFTs on her website.
Related: Not even Hurricane Ian could stop Melania from plugging her crappy line of Christmas ornaments
The ornaments, which range from $35 to $45 each and can only be purchased with cryptocurrency, are produced by USA Memorabilia, a secretive NFT platform that only follows two accounts on Twitter–Melania Trump and The Office of Melania Trump–and regularly retweets pro-Trump propaganda.
Now, some tweets…
Still grifting?
— Jennifer G (@JenniferinNC) December 12, 2022
This you?https://t.co/JFurtuX0hM
— TravisMatthew 2008 (@Travismatthew08) December 12, 2022
Now that your husband is running for president, you’re back to pretending you care about people?
I don’t think the people who like you even buy this.
— TallulahCarolina 🌊 (@TallulahSC) December 12, 2022
— NotKaren (@gnomenells) December 12, 2022
She hates Christmas. Audio recordings substantiated that.
— Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud ☮️ 🌊🌈🇺🇸 (@DANNI64AZ) December 12, 2022
— Peg Manley (@ManleyPeg) December 12, 2022
Jack Meoff
Photos of Melania always remind me of Penelope from Thunderbirds. Hard, plastic, and expressionless.
Zeedraak
At least Penelope looked friendly if I remember correctly.
Max
was Penelope the one into scat?
Den
She has to demonstrate she is spending at least some tiny amount of her “fostering the future” money on actual foster kids to forestall the inevitable civil case for misuse of non-profit funds: following in the footsteps of her husband and step-son!
I think she is the only one left in the Trump Cartel that is still legally able to run non-profit grifts, and they need to milk that for as long as possible.
GaysForTrump
And what does this have to do with the LGBTQ community?
Nothing.
Of course not one journalist from Queerty could discuss Biden’s non-binary energy secretary who stole woman’s suitcase stuffed with over $3,000-worth of jewelry, clothes and makeup in Las Vegas during second airport theft.
Sam Brinton, 35, faces charges for stealing suitcases at two airports.
Yes, the second airport theft. And others are being investigated.
Why no article? Is It because he’s a Democrat?
Regardless, he’s trash. Thief
JJinAus
What are you? The 21st century gays for Hitler?
mailliw110
Yeah, like it’s not been in the news?
Pier
Your KKK is showing heney… go back in the cave. NO one cares what a gay for trump has to say or do or anything about you. . GOT IT
LumpyPillows
Sam Brinton is a real nut. I do also wonder why Queerty has been silent on it. Regardless, what’s that got to do with the evil queen of the East, Melania, and her laughable attempt to be taken seriously?
Why is Melania relevant to Queerty? Because she and her horrible “husband” are central to the attack on LBGT rights.
Jim
A grifter grifts
LumpyPillows
The reason Melania and Donny like coal so much is because it is all they get in their Christmas stocking. Despicable woman.
What would be really funny is if Melania’s next Christmas theme actually was coal. As stupid as she is, I could actually see her doing it.