Christian extremist Paul Begley, host of the “Coming Apocalypse” program, recently appeared on Sheila Zilinsky’s podcast “Weekend Vigilante,” where he made some rather outrageous claims about Melania Trump.
According to Begley, the White House was chocked full of “all kinds of idol gods and images and all kinds of artifacts in there that were demonic” that have accumulated during the Obama-era.
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So the First Lady had them removed and the entire house, all 55,000-square-feet of it, exorcised.
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“Melania Trump said to her husband, ‘I’m not going to go into that White House unless it has been completely exorcised,'” Begley says.
The crazed pastor continued: “During that five hours when they were ripping out carpets and changing drapes,, there were people in there packing up every idol. The only thing that was left, Sheila, was one cross on one wall.”
“They cleansed the White House. They had people in there anointing it with oil and praying everywhere.”
If Melania was hoping to cleanse the house of demons, she should ask for her money back because the exorcists clearly missed the most dangerous one lurking in the Oval Office.
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Begley, who believes the apocalypse is drawing nigh, also claims that Donald “allowed 40 pastors to come into the White House and anoint him with oil and lay their hands and pray on him” seven times.
“At least he is humble enough and recognizing that he needs God enough that he keeps bringing them in for the prayer,” Begley says. “And I’ve got to say this, it might have started with the first lady.”
Ummmm Yeah
There’s a difference in an exorcism and a blessing. Queens love to stink up a house with sage because they saw it on TV. That’s more of an exorcism.
DCguy
Hey Queerty, just a thought, if a screename consistently comes on here and defends anti-lgbt politicians by attacking lgbt people….you may want to screen that. They aren’t here for discussion.
Juanjo
Ummmm Douche Bag, you need to find a new job. This one is not working out for you.
Tête Carrée
Ummmm, yeah you’re a homophobic poussy sniffer. You should run away screaming before you catch “The Gay”.
Brody
Whom are we to hate more, the evil pastor (eeek!) or crazy Melania (hissss)?
Decisions, decisions.
Juanjo
Awww, poor Miss Brody. She has the vapors again.
DCguy
Oh My My My, two of the anti-lgbt troll Mo Bro’s screenames, who have attacked Michelle Obama, the Obama daughters, Chelsea Clinton etc… are already on here to go into hysterics that Melania was mentioned.
KaiserVonScheiss
I don’t believe that for a second. LOL.
Juanjo
Well, it is the claim of a delusional, mentally disturbed, Christian fundamentalist minister, scam artist, but then again I should think this was the kind of person you fell head over hills in love with on a regular basis.
KaiserVonScheiss
@Juanjo
No, I think sola scriptura protestants are heretics.
alphacentauri
Fke news.
GC1985
I see the same extremists are still posting here, like KaiserVonScratchAndSniff?
GC1985
AND by the way I even think Killary should be locked up.
GC1985
/\fake account.
Tobi
@GC1985 – I’ve been watching you and endoftheQ slug it out over at LGBTQ Nation for the last few days and I’ve just witnessed your grovelling, humiliating, desperate apologies to her. I suggest you fu ck off from Queerty too, before everyone you’ve “libelled” here, followers her lead and you end up back in the slammer.
gossipbear
@DCguy – you know, I doubt if Queerty screens anything; that is, judging by the number of unregulated spam comments, apart from anything else. Also, (looks over glasses) a little proof-reading by its journalists wouldn’t go amiss before they post articles…
SiamSam
Queerty has journalists? I’ve seen no evidence of this.
Lookyloo
Aside from the so-dumb-and-misleading headline…
everyone understands nothing this ‘pastor’ claims actually happened, right?
There was no exorcism…
except for maybe the secret one Pence probably does in every room he enters every day.