A lot has been written about the Donald and Melania Trump‘s marriage. Numerous body language experts agree that there doesn’t appear to be much, if any, love or warmth between the couple, and a #FreeMelania campaign has exploded on social media. Now, a new algorithm offers even more insight into the First Family’s obviously strained relationship.
The algorithm was developed by researchers at ITMO University in St Petersburg and the National University of Singapore. Developers trained the machine how to analyze data from Twitter, Instagram, and Foursquare and then use the information it gathered to predict a person’s marital status. It looks at things like tweet length, the kinds of images a person posts, and their check-in information. According to developers, it has an 86% accuracy rate.
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Now, here’s where it gets interesting. The machine has identified Donald Trump as “not married” and “living like a bachelor.” Developers believe this is due to his late night tweeting, as well as the fact that he has his assistants constantly update his account on his behalf.
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So where does Melania fit into all this?
Well, considering that she’s married to a dude who a highly sophisticated algorithm predicted was not married, it explains why she looks so lonely and depressed all the time.
Whether she’s being abandoned by her husband at the foot of the White House stairs…
Or being forced to dance with him at the inaugural ball…
Mistreated during his inauguration ceremony…
Or being forced to applaud his crappy speech before Congress…
Then, of course, there was the notorious flinch:
Based on the information the algorithm has provided, Melania Trump is basically trapped in a marriage to a man who doesn’t behave like someone who is married. No wonder she doesn’t want to live with him.
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DCguy
You forgot to add in that Trump was either about to marry or just had married Melania when the recording talking about him going up and committing sexual battery on strange women was made.
Oh wait, we’re not supposed to mention that are we, because the Trump Trolls will come in crying that repeating somebody’s exact words is liberals being bullies.
footwork61
At least his children have the excuse that they had no choice in who their father is. Melania, so far as we can tell, made a free choice to hitch her wagon to this horse’s ass. No pity.
davidkohl
Absolutely no pity for this horrid woman. This woman should lacks anything that might inspire even pity. She chose to marry that revolting creature in the full knowledge that he had assaulted his former wife. Since then she listened to and applauded his hate speeches – and worst of all tried to make excuses for his disgusting ‘locker room’ filth about women. This is not someone who deserves pity – what she deserves is an enforced stay in a women’s refuge followed by month living the life of a refugee in Syria or Libya followed by a month living as a lesbian in the most homophobic town in the USA followed by a life time of paying the right taxes.
helena_havelock
I’ve just recently discovered this site and, I have to say, David, that I could not agree more with this comment and with all of your comments that I’ve read thus far. Yesterday at the local library I found “Melania Trump, the Inside Story” in the new bio section and could not resist the temptation to check it out along with four other books. I didn’t expect to discover much that hasn’t already been discussed, ad nauseam, but I did find a couple of fairly amusing tidbits. I was surprised to learn, however, that the majority of the personal info that has been exposed about her came from investigators in her own country with no connection to the US. Apparently she’s not at all popular there and it seems that many of her fellow Slovenians were more than happy to share their opinion, primarily negative, of their personal experiences with her.
whatevz
oh please, it’s clear the dumb escort digs the abuse, stop trying to make her look like a poor picked on victim, Ivana and Marla left the old racist because they didn’t like his rape-style lovemaking (assaults), Melania ran to there…
whatsaywhat
Doesn’t pay his own taxes for decades but sticks US taxpayers with the upkeep of his mail-order bride.
surreal33
Melania Trump, is a liar, fraud, hypocrite, and whore. She deserves ever second a misery she gets!
natekerchel
To be fair – I don’t know if she is whore or not, but she is a liar and hypocrite and enabler of hate. She deserves all the misery she gets in her tax-dodging billionaire life.
bob_marshall
And who would want to sleep with this douche bag?