There is nothing fun about having a 19-inch penis.
We wouldn’t know from experience, but beyond the eye-popping phrase and lifelong conversation starter, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera has had a hell of a time with his third leg.
Here’s a bizarre video from TMZ in which he weighs the oversized member. The clip climaxes with Cabrera slapping himself in the face with his phallus while country music plays in the background:
And to make matters worse (as if they could get any worse), Cabrera has filed a law suit against guards at a Mississippi prison where he served time after illegally entering the country.
How about we take this to the next level?
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He said some prison guards made a spectacle of his abnormal penis and in handwritten documents, Cabrera alleges the guards demanded to take pictures of his penis, which they called “anaconda.” He also claims a female guard watched him as he changed his clothes and that gay prison guards would grab his penis while searching him.
TMZ rightly notes, “he did not explain why he says they’re gay.”
His lawsuit was dismissed when he was sent back to Mexico in 2011, but the legend lives on.
Billy Budd
This is utter and complete bull.
Louis Goodrich
What? They wouldn’t give him a wheelbarrow to cart that thing around?
Gerard Sikora
OMG i have no words….. jaw falls to the fall<<<<<<<<;oO
Ardin Vocke Armenio
So does that mean women with large breasts are allowed to sue for Boob-related Mistreatment?
Cory M. Warren
They put videos up of it. It was just bandages wrapped around a tube sock stuffed with other socks, and they blurred out the area where the base was. It is all fake. They didn’t even want you to see how they attached it to the front of his underpants.
myloginname
So whereabouts in Mexico does he live? I’m asking for a friend.
Christian Julius
Cory, I agree… it just looks fake.
McShane
It’s six inches and the rest is comprised of “excess skin”, so… *swallows upchuck*
Here comes the fail whale, get out the way.
“Whaoooooooo, whaooogh, reeaarrr!” – Fail Whale
Christian Julius
If not, I feel sorry for the guy.
Joseph Davoli
don’t bother looking .
Rick Holtz
It does not look real at all.
Captain Obvious
@Billy Budd: If you think it’s bull then you know nothing about prisons… where rape is commonplace, drug sales/trades are rampant, and people can die over a simple argument.
Prison guards are rarely squeaky clean nice people.
I knew a prison guard for a minute… he was the worst. Ironically while watching TSA staff pull dildos and food from people’s bags to laugh and do disgusting things before putting them back all kinds of tampered with. The food was by far the worst as people were going to eat that when it got to their location.
So you may want to stop trusting these lil “authoritative” positions as people who feel like they have a little power will abuse it every chance they get.
In Guantanamo it’s been reported that they made prisoners wear and use diapers(and made them sit in it for days/weeks till their skin was damaged from bacteria), tortured them with extremely loud music 24/7(same song on repeat), raped/molested them, and much more.
You really have no idea what people do when they can and do get away with it.
I’ve seen footage of US military verbally/physically abusing kids in Iraq and pointing guns at them.
Glücklich
@McShane:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSmzjTGbXmc
Glücklich
Fake or not, who’d want it?
Ugly guy
Ugly schlong
Dirt poor
Lives in a hoarder’s basement apparently
Has had how long (no pun intended) to capitalize on his side-show freak status and nothing to show for it? So, not business savvy…
All the bottoms out there might feel differently but any more than I can fit in my mouth is a waste ’cause it ain’t goin’ no place else.
Marrah Goodman
totally fake
Chris Sledge
This guy is just looking to get a lot of money and run (I suspect because it’s all a hoax) if it was back in 2011 don’t you think the pictures would be on the web by now
Billy Budd
@Captain Obvious: I said it was bull because it was obviously FAKE FAKE FAKE. Can’t you see that?
Eddie Yemaya
That’s too much to swallow.
avesraggiana
Makes me never want to have sex again. And that’s saying a lot.
Captain Obvious
@Billy Budd: How would I know if it’s fake or not? I’m not there… honestly don’t even care that much. If it’s true then I feel bad for him because that would be terrible and if it’s fake then I feel bad for him that he needs to lie about something like that for attention.
Either way it’s not that serious but I don’t think anyone really knows if it’s real or fake unless you’re psychic.
I’ve seen people on this site swoon over stuffed undies all the time and those are definitely fake.
This guy doesn’t exactly have the face for a hoax like this to be honest. He’s not some hot guy, he looks like Super Mario’s gross uncle.
Mike Power
Utter bullshit. This guy, and his claims, have been thoroughly debunked. He doesn’t have a 19″ penis and the other guy doing the rounds doesn’t have two fully functioning penises. Sorry to crush anyone’s fantasies.
Billy Budd
@Mike Power: Yes, yes, utter bull.
Ummmm Yeah
Stay in your own damn country criminal. The next time you decide to break our laws you might get worse than felt up.
Will Moor
@Mike Power: Links to proof please.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@Mike Power: There is an X-ray of this guys junk and it shows that it is mostly skin………
As for the “double your pleasure” guy…….The photos and videos look pretty darn authentic……………..
EddyCruz
@Ummmm Yeah: There’s no such thing as someone’s own country. And if it were then you go back to Europe as well bigot.
Kamal Patel
bullshittttttttttt
Stache99
@Captain Obvious: Easy answer. Stay out of Prison then. Yeah, it’s not Club Med.
Btw. that’s not what he meant by fake.
Glücklich
@Stache99:
Well that just makes too much sense.
Bisexual-Transwoman
This is totally fake, why does this site run tabloid BS stories like this???