Michael Brown’s LOL-Filled Gay Parenting Freakout

Two videos from Dr. Michael Brown in one day. Is it Christmas?

In case you’re just now joining the show, we already posted the genuinely entertaining commercial for Brown’s 650-page, “hard-back cover,” disgusting-homos-are-taking-over-the-world book, A Queer Thing Happened To America. You will know it by its cover of a hairy-legged man in black socks and fluffy pink ladyshoes. You know, the kind we all wear every day while sodomizing every single thing we can find.

So now there’s another video from Brown promoting the same book (see above). This one’s from an interview he did on GOD TV with a doddering nutjob named Sid Roth on a show called It’s Supernatural! It’s a fake “comedy” sketch set in a classroom and it’s about how gross and embarrassing it is for kids to have two parents of the same sex.

Did you realize that inept gay dads burn all the food, obnoxiously fight over bedtime storybooks and fag out in public by touching each other’s arms so that everyone can see it? Were you aware that lesbian moms cause bicycle accidents and then add sissifying insult to injury by bandaging your wounds like you’re some kind of ladyboy? Later they even want to give you lezzie cooties via insidious, smothering goodnight kisses that are practically the same thing as making out with you.

Thank God that teacher in the shitty sweater is there to toss the Two Mommies or Two Daddies book in the trash.