Sure, we may love the Mark Foley scandal story, but we really love a good Michael Jackon’s a big fucking weirdo story.
It seems Jackson’s not content being known for his astonishing talent, alleged penchant for little boys, and keeping his children under black veils, now he’s adding cross-dresser to his list of tabloid-ready insanity.
We’ve got nothing against cross-dressing, of course. We’ve been known to put on a pair of heels and march around with the best of them (one of the Queerty boys once performed “My Heart Belongs To Daddy” in a red-leather dress under his drag identity, Steamy Puddles), but Jackson really should have put a little more thought into this one. Unless, of course, he wants the entire world to continue making fun of him, which at this point must be getting a little old. Although, maybe he’s into being punished and all that.
If that’s the case, he probably has a huge erection right now. (Ew, did we really just make a reference to Michael Jackson’s erect penis? We need to take a shower…)
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logan76723
I dont think it comes as a surprise to anyone that Michael had gender issues. It is surprising though that Queerty would publish a doublespeak response: we dont take issue with cross dressing, but dude, take off those shoes before someone makes fun of you! … unless you *like* that… HAR HAR….
William
This is not MICHAEL JACKSON, it is a joke done by someone else, it is not the first time someone has done this, his legs are wider than that and his hand are bigger and his nose is a different shape.
marcela
Michael Jackson and a dog? Give me a fucking break.
candi
Highlarious…but not Michael.
John Lucas
It’s him. There is no doubt what-so-ever. Just look at the chin, nose and hands.
He’s been coming out for several years. Why live in denial about it?
mr. magoo
it looks more like katie holmes than mj. and logan i agree with you completely, sometimes i wonder why i even read this site.
Penny Woods
No, it is not Michael Jackson. The Daily News retracted its story and pictures on whoever that is in heels.
joey
I knew somebody on the staff was a drag queen!!
meriah
are you stuck on stupid, that is not mj! you really need to leave him alone.
Zabi
The nose in the picture tells everything, it is michael
farah
dont say shit about my man who is not a werirdo these days ?
Emily
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It makes me laugh that some of you think it is Michael. It’s even more stupid that you actually care what he does with his OWN life!
Jeff
“and his nose is a different shape.”
Which one?
fredy
michaeljackson is the king of pop.whether on a pair of heels or on a space suit.we still love u michael.cant wait 4 ur new album comin out in 2007.
Mandy
Prince? Oh, sorry. This is allegedly Wacko Jacko, not His Royal Weirdness…… The heels, of course, threw me off!! Nice a$$ though, whoever it’s supposed to be.
Candy
This person in this picture is not MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!
Just look at it. Has anyone on this site ever looked at him. He doesn’t have all those curves and look at the nose. His nose is much more pointed and his hands are a lot bigger. Plus, he wouldn’t even have one of his kids out without a scarf on its face. And also, WHERE ARE THE BODYGUARDS? You all really think that michael would go out without some kind of guards. Michael also has a square chin, not a round chin, it is obviusly not him. IT’S AN IMPERSONATOR, and it’s not really all that funny to me. It’s just stupid.
CG
LOL..Thats not MJ, the obvious ‘bits’ is missing.. Oh wait, let me guess people are going to say he had a sex change now.. LOL give him a break. Hasn’t he been through enough
kitty
its not even michael everyone its a model but i have forgoten her name lol anyway if you are a fan of mike please add me kitty@kittylaurence
Jessica
exuse me but, this is a gossip news, do you actually believe it. Wow people are stupid. Michael Jackson is not stupid enough to walk around in womens clothing in broad day light, after everything against him. And very convicing, that doesn’t even look like Michael.
deggie
Miss Michael Jackson was dressing as a woman in Bahrain, and there is no reason to think she did it by mistake. Her paid mouthpiece is spinning damage control but it’s too late. Miss Michael has been caught again.
Sir Tony
IM look for no-string adult fun with a woman or a couple (any race or
colour). Sorry I cant accommodate. On the O2 2428 chat room; my nick
name is “nakedblkstud”.
Most weekends, I go to St.Osyth’s Nudist beach on my motorbike.
tigger
I am so glad that there are some people who can actually tell what Michael looks likes and try to guess that the person in the picture is actually him. I mean please, good googlie-mooglie!!(a word I made up). If you can’t do any better than that then maybe some of you need glasses. PEACE OUT TO ALL FELLOW MJ FANS, I know you’re still out there.