Michael Lucas Is A Dick

Porn mogul and editorial critic Michael Lucas has finally replicated his penis so that you too can experience the horror joy sensation of his well-publicized rod.

An authentic replica cast directly from his very own uncut shaft and balls, Michael Lucas’ Official Dildo exquisitely details every vein and curve of his world-famous member.

Michael Lucas’ Official Dildo is made of non-toxic, hypo-allergenic silicone.

That’s too easy…