Michele Bachmann Used Her Ex-Gay Therapist Husband To Gain Swiss Citizenship

Well, don’tcha know? Michele Bachmann piggybacked on her bitchy ex-gay therapist husband Marcus Bachmann, who is a Swiss citizen because his parents were born there before moving to Wisconsin, and got herself some good ol’ Swiss citizenship.

When told she could technically run for office in Switzerland now, the crowd around her laughs. She takes the joke well, even though it’s on her, saying: “Well, as you can see, there’s a lot of competition behind me that I would have to run against.”

She doesn’t usually have much of anything behind her, right Marcus? Har har har.

“It’d be very stiff,” she continued, “because they’re very good.” Too easy.

Anywho, who’s the political cutie in the upper left corner (see below)? We vote for him.