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Michele Bachmann Thinks Gays Are Bullying The American People


Michele Bachmann thinks you gays are bullying the American people, and she’s speaking out about it.

She just wouldn’t be the crazy Michele Bachmann we love to hate if she didn’t.

Bachmann is again talking about Jan Brewer’s veto of Arizona’s “turn away the gays” bill, and she’s laying on the victimhood even thicker this time around.

Speaking with talk show host Lars Larson at CPAC (we’ve never heard of him, either), she makes her thoughts clear about how threatened and bullied she feels by the fact that you rabble rousing gays continue to fight for your rights:

“The thing that I think is getting a little tiresome is the gay community have so bullied the American people and they have so intimidated politicians that politicians fear them and they think they get to dictate the agenda everywhere. Well, not with the Constitution you don’t.”

The last time we checked, the Constitution wasn’t meant to be used to discriminate, and the only “agenda” we have is the right to the equality that morons like Bachmann are continually trying to deny us.

Sorry Michele, but we’re just gonna keep at it until it’s illegal for you and your ilk to discriminate, though if we know you at all we know you’ll keep on trying.

And we’ll keep “bullying” you until you give it up.

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  • Cam

    Michelle also thinks that if a potential rape victim runs from her attacker and doesn’t allow him to rape her, she has bullied the potential rapist.

  • Larry

    Michelle Bachman has a turd for a brain. Her husband is gay and she cant even tell.

  • SteveDenver

    @Larry: I love every word you wrote!

    Bachman single-handedly explains the disrespect Republican male legislators have toward women. If you want your respect for women challenged, she’s the one to do it.

  • kaboy29

    Wow turn the clock back fifty years and insert the word blacks for gays and everyone would see her for the bigot that she is.

  • Polaro

    Clueless horror story of a woman. People standing up to bullies are not bullies, they are heroes. She is so lacking in brain power it is amazing, simply amazing she got elected to anything, let alone Congress.


    Then tell Marcus to stop bullying people.

  • reynoldsdavid

    Boo Hoo, poor Michele!

  • corey

    Maybe it’s time gays bully Christians back? How the hell did this Bachmann lady become a politician? She is truly crazy, she once called the cops saying two lesbians were holding her against her will, which they werent, from what I understand one even held the door open so she could flee. She is not only truly mental unstable but a liar and one of those Christians that believes in Christianity ruling the world. If this is the bar we have lowered to, for what we accept as people who will represent us, what do we expect? It’s like GW Bush, everyone knew he was a dumb ass, but he became president if the supposedly greatest country of all time!!!

  • Matt G

    in her quote, replace “gay community” with “christian community” and you actually have a statement that reflects reality.

    Of course, in Bachmann’s warped world, EVERYONE is a christian at least a little, even if you’re Jewish or an Islam.

  • jmmartin

    Has she seen a therapist lately?

  • Bob LaBlah

    @Matt G: It’s funny that she doesn’t understand that people like her were taken to public squares and stoned to death back in those days. I am all for taking her to Tompkins Square Park in NYC during one of Lady Bunny’s old Wigstock revival parties and reliving that segment of the old days of Christianity for a closing ceremony.

  • DickieJohnson

    How, HOW did she get elected, to anything? Not only is she an insane bigot, but clearly downright ignorant as well. Unfortunately, we have a Congress, several State houses, and countless churches and city halls full of her ilk. I find it amazing that none of them can see what idots they are.

  • Elloreigh

    To Michelle Bachmann and those who think like her: I may be a gay man, but that doesn’t mean I’ve given up my American citizenship. I am still part of the “American People”, not separate from them, your transparent efforts marginalize me and other gay people notwithstanding.

    Attempting to segregate “the gays community” from “the American People” might make sense to the delusional mind, but it clearly separates you from anyone capable of grasping reality.

  • MrEguy

    Does that include her big fat nancy-pants gay husband, Marcus who runs his de-homosexaliZing clinic? Yeah. Lady-bird is a bully. He’s also going to be a big fat gay float in the next Rose Bowl parade.

  • Bopper1

    …hey Michelle, just makin’ up for over 2,000 years of oppression!…and if, even for a moment, you think that less than 10% of the population is capable of “bullying” the other 90+% of the population into submission, then get down on your hands and knees and WORSHIP the magnificence of the LGBT community…L…Capitol L for Ms. Bachmann…epic fail…but thanks!

  • scoobydube

    The photo that accompanies this story says it ALL. Need I say MORE ???? They DON’T call her “CRAZY-EYES Bachmann” for nothing !!! ROTFLMFAO …

  • EGO

    Michelle is such a butthead, you know, an intelligent human being with her head up her you know what. She doesn’t realize that she is the bully, not the LGBTs.

  • Cam

    Her husband is obviously gay, and she acts very aggressive and doesn’t know how to put on make-up.

    Hmm, maybe they BOTH need to sign up for that Ex-Gay Therepy her husband was billing to the govt. from his “Clinic”.

  • ait10101

    Maybe she will imagine she is so seriously bullied by gay people that she will imagine that she wants to commit suicide to get away from it.

  • nf0603

    She needs a new adviser, someone who needs to convince her that the “fag hag” thing will score her more points. A diva needs her gays, she somehow doesn’t grasp the reason why Anita Bryant is “that bitch” whereas Barbra, Cher, Liza, etc… are still beloved gay icons 40 years later. Its called knowing that you need the LGBT community. She somehow missed the boat and forgot how much gay people adore Hilary for example, Hilary treats the gays the way they want to be treated.

  • gayarchitect

    Michelle Bachman’s husband is the Biggest gay man I know! Go away Michelle! You and your supporters have LOST your battle against gay rights and marriage!

  • dre23222

    First of all she shouldn’t say anything about no one. Her face is cracked.

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