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Michele Bachmann Warns: God Is Pissed, Rapture Is Imminent Thanks To Gay Marriage

Michele BachmannShe may be finished with politics, but that doesn’t mean she’s finished running her mouth.

“We need to realize how close this clock is to getting towards the midnight hour,” Michele Bachmann recently warned during  an interview with Jan Markell.

She was talking, naturally, about gay marriage and Barack Obama, who she is absolutely convinced is intent on “[lifting] up the agenda of radical Islam,” whatever the hell that means.

“Barack Obama is intent, it is his number one goal, to ensure that Iran has a nuclear weapon!” the former congresswoman bemoaned.

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Gay marriage, Bachmann said, will lead to divine punishment on “pagan” America. She believes that God will soon lift his “hedge of protection” over the nation “and we will suffer the consequences as a result!”

“That’s why so many Christians, I think, are sad and despairing because we know what the word of God says,” she continued. “But it is also a chastening as individual believers for our good and that, to me, is extremely exciting.”

“We, in our lifetimes, potentially could see Jesus Christ returning to earth and the Rapture of the church!”

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h/t: Right Wing Watch