Michigan Man Arrested Sucking On Sex Toy In His Car

Screen Shot 2013-02-17 at 1.32.43 AMOn Monday morning, police in Michigan responded to a 911 call that a man was sitting in his car sucking on a dildo.

The Smoking Gun posted an arrest report for an unnamed suspect, who was found parked in Elizabeth Park in Trenton, Michigan, with a flesh-colored dildo on his passenger seat of his 2010 Ford Fusion.

When the officer asked the driver, 67, what he was doing, the man said “Sucking on a dildo, I’m sorry.” (Notice how the cop felt it necessary to write that in all caps.)

The suspect, who “admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” was arrested for disorderly contact, a misdemeanor.

And before you ask, no, it wasn’t George Michael.