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Mickey Rourke’s Fingernails Confirmed To Play Gareth Thomas

Disfigured personality Mickey Rourke confirmed on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man that he’ll be appearing in a “movie about a man who plays rubgy who is gay.” Rourke will star as Gareth Thomas, and to get into the part he’s figuring out which of his teeth need knocking out.

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5 Comments

  • Dave

    He is way too old to be playing Thomas who is only in his mid 30’s..plus he is too damn ugly also.

  • me

    Agreed Dave, Gareth is waayy hotter than this ass faced troll. I was excited to watch a movie about my hero, but seeing he is the leading man, I will pass.

  • jacknasty

    I love Micky, he is a very talented actor and seems to be a great guy, but that is some terrible casting. Micky is 20 years older than Gareth and assuming they want to show some of the younger Gareth then the casting is even more off.

    I’d have gone for somebody like Charlie Hunnam from Green Street Hooligans.

  • Jason

    All gay men care about is how someone looks.Shallow fags.

  • ewe

    @Jason: oh right. straight people never have such issues cross their minds. Have you bothered to open your eyelids?

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