Mike Huckabee Is a Big Fat Moron

mikehuckabeeOh, I know we could come up with a more clever line, but what else do you say to his Esquire profile where he equates gay marriage with bestiality? There are only so many times you can put on your nerd glasses and rationally say, “Yo, sheep are not capable of consensual, loving relationship, you asshat.” He also compares being gay to being an alcoholic. You can read the fun after the jump, but this kind of crap doesn’t deserve a response.