So much for all those blind items about Mike Myers being family: The comedian (who is apparently only 47?!) revealed he and girlfriend Kelly Tisdale, Moby’s ex-girlfriend and Teany business partner, got married privately in NYC in the fall.
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Mike Myers Secretly Got Married. To A Woman
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Gregger
Wait, she was Moby’s “girlfriend?” So, she’s a professional beard. Like Katie Holmes and Kelly Preston.
rhen
This is as pertinent to the “gay agenda” as a fart in the wind. If I cared about this gossipy crap I’d watch fox news. Can someone there write more articles that don’t sound like a 15 year old got paid in acne cream to write it?
Lefty
According to most of those blind items he was getting fed up being in the closet and was on the verge of coming out.
Oops!
Maybe Will Smith and Tom Cruise are straight too…?
niles
Is he still that famous, that he has to get secretly married? Really, who cares?
divkid
Mike Myers Secretly Got Married. To A Woman…NOT
geddit? see what i did there? …yes?
*sigh*
never mind
divkid
oh i know it’s hard boys but let us make a concerted effort to hold back the grief…
our sad loss is woman-kinds crowning victory. please ladies be magnanimous in your triumph, for we have lost our prince.
i know that i for one will be crying into my pillow at the unbearable realisation that ill never get to grapple with his mini-me.
oh, the humanity.
Jeffree
Mike Myers is Canadian. Since when do we allow them to marry? Alert NOM: they must do something to stop this travesty.
Next thing you know, we’ll be letting our citizens marry cellphones & crustaceans.
And *if* Mike is 47, for the record, please consider my age to be 23. I’m updating my Wiki page to reflect that immediately.
the crustybastard
…an axe-murderer?
hf2hvit
“rhen This is as pertinent to the “gay agenda” as a fart in the wind.”
Who farted? Somebody in heat?
Cam
@divkid:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OST
I didn’t even know he was dating, of course it’s not like he’s at the top of the gossip columns.