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Miley Cyrus Reminds Tweens That Urban Outfitters Supports Anti-Gay Anal Froth Rick Santorum

After she got done doing massive bong rips, occasional onstage lezzie Miley Cyrus decided to tweet a new generation of teeny-boppers something the rest of us have known since 2003—that Urban Outfitters is owned by Richard Haynes, a staunch conservative who has donated thousands to despicable anti-gay GOP Presidential candidate Rick “frothy mix” Santorum.

Dick and Rick are totes old news, Ms. Cyrus, but props on you for also mentioning Urban Outfitter’s latest penchant for copying pieces from independent designers—that shit is shady as hell. Oooh gurl, pass the weed.

Maybe you should consider mentioning the Dick-N-Rick show at your next performance, eh? What would Hannah Montana do?