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Miley Cyrus’ Terrible Handling Of Her Lesbian Kiss ‘Scandal’

Of all people, doesn’t Miley Cyrus know that to fully capitalize on a scandal, you have to let it brew for a few days? Her faux lesbian lip lock on Britain’s Got Talent is barely 24 hours old and already she’s telling people to quiet down about it. Wrong move, Cyrus.

“To all my fans, Thank you for all the support you all show me,” she wrote on her website after the “scandal” erupted. “Sometimes you’re the only thing keepin’ me goin’ strong! There are so many people out there that are so negative and always causing new issues. I feel like the entertainment industry has become nothing but a disgusting tabloid.” And: “GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let’s start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace!”

Oh, silly girl. You’re only 17, but you should be media savvier than most. The key to really milking this thing is to let the pundits and conservatives complain to Ofcom (the British version of America’s FCC) and talk about how you’re stunt was overly sexual and going to corrupt the minds of wee ones. Only then do you release a statement about how it was no big deal, and how all your critics are stupid for wasting so much breath on a non-issue.

The one smart thing you did? Immediately head to the club G-A-Y in London to get all the g-boys on your side.

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6 Comments

  • Woody

    Right after the kiss, it looks like she simulated being the top in a quick anal sex thrust (slightly off cam at 1:26)… Did you see it too?

  • TheFilmTwit

    Is it sad that I can’t be bothered to listen to her screeching just to see the scandal, or is that a good thing?

  • TheFilmTwit

    Also, sweetie, you’re right. You can’t be tamed, because you can’t break a horse twice. You’re Hannah Montana, and you always will be. Sorry, but the “bad girl” thing just doesn’t work. Go back to being sugary, honey, it worked for you.

  • Revemupman

    Ho drag just dosen’t work well with you Miley.

  • AlwaysGay

    Miley used the lesbian kiss to create controversy. She then denied she kissed a female dancer. This is why heterosexuals doing this stuff doesn’t matter in progressing gay people’s rights. Heterosexuals can always go back to being heterosexual. Nothing happens to them and nothing progresses. Gay people acknowledging their sexuality and doing the work to progress gay rights are the reasons we are in a better position today then we were 150 years ago.

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    I am actually beginning to like this chick. Because she was raised on the teet of the Disney cash cow, the rightwing lunatics glomed on her assuming she was going to be a purity ring wearing (ala the hyprotical Jonass bros) standard bearer for all things right wing. Her Fcuk You’s are getting louder and louder. Go Girl!

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