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Mission: America Homophobe Linda Harvey Knows You’re All Really Straight


Delete Grindr from your iphone and Looking from your DVR folks, because Linda Harvey just knows you’re all closeted heterosexuals.

Linda Harvey, the outrageously homophobic founder of the “Christian values” organization Mission: America and author of Maybe He’s Not Gay: Another View On Homosexuality, is just tired of all you gays fighting for equal rights in Russia.

According to her, it’s because you secretly fear your latent heterosexuality.

Ranting on conservative political website WND, she writes:

With claws and teeth exposed, the monster purveyors of “tolerance” try to come off as noble moralists, but confront them with the truth and the artifice falls. Their reactions are violent for a simple reason: fear. They wonder if they might actually be heterosexuals after all.

Um…no, not really, and certainly not after seeing today’s morning goods.

Harvey goes on to claim that we’re “terrified” that someone may learn that we’re straight and calls gays “stupid” for trying to take on the climate of homophobia in Russia. We’d wager that fighting for equal rights for an oppressed group of people is never stupid.

However, suggesting that the millions of gays around the globe who face discrimination, criminalization, and violence just for being gay are faking it because we’re really straight?

Well, that is pretty stupid.

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  • SteveDenver

    Linda’s problem is that she takes male homosexuality as a personal rejection by men of her bountiful mounds and gooey crevices. URP! I’m willing to bet she’s never been the object of lesbian desire, which must really be the ultimate slam.

    Why does “Christian Values” always equal “stupidity” and “denial?”

  • TheNewEnergyDude


    I just read the NOM story about wanting to im preach and now this sick bitch?

    These conservatives *really* are grasping at straws…*very* irrational grasping.

  • Billysees


    “Linda’s problem is that she takes male homosexuality as a personal rejection by men of her bountiful mounds and gooey crevices.”


  • alanj

    She sounds suspiciously like the delusional ramblings of… jimbryant

  • iMort

    I’m beginning to think the people most concerned with other peoples sex lives are those who haven’t had had a sex life of their own. They may have no sex drive, are ashamed or frustrated – or some combination.

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  • Stefano

    So i’m gay because i’m affraid to be heterosexual? So simple ! Thank you ! I’m cured ! LOL

  • Tedy

    Oh thank you Harvey for showing me a truth that us queers never would ever think of questioning: why the fuck we’re queers? Cuz we’re straight. Fuck, I feel so stupid.

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