Well, stop the presses, there’s a homophobic politician in Missouri ranting about queers on Facebook. Will wonders never cease.
This time it’s St. Robert City Councilman Allan Johannsen, and he’s ticking off all the boxes for “ignorant bigot.” Among his greatest Facebook hits: “I think queers need to stop trying to recruit more perverts this sick mental illness is not any better than child molesters,” and, “Why don’t you guys act right and find a nice woman instead of a person of the same sex.”
Good one, Al. That’s so creative.
Allan’s rants were triggered by some activism by the publisher of the local newspaper, the Pulaski County Daily News. Publisher Darrell Todd Maurina (pictured) is upset that there’s going to be a drag show at the local community center and wants it moved to someplace else, because there are “athletic fields next door.”
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Uh, okay dude. Not sure what the proximity of an athletic field has to do with anything — are you worried that if a drag queen stands too close to a football field it turns into a discotheque?
Just for some context, here’s the kind of debauchery he’s worried about:
Yup, a drag queen calmly adjusting her hair and saying, “hi.” If there’s anything to object to here, it’s a white person wearing fake dreadlocks — eek, cultural appropriation.
The video does get a little off-color when she encounters a cute boy in the audience: “Look how cute he is! Don’t you want to put it in his butt?” Oh no, a joke about anal sex, nobody has ever done such a thing within earshot of an athletic field!
Maurina’s been making a name for himself with homophobia for years, and you can find some more unpleasant Facebook posts from him here, and also get a closer look at his profile pic.
What is it about homophobes that they all look like they’re waiting for a mug shot to be taken for doing something naughty in a men’s room?
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
“If there’s anything to object to here, it’s a white person wearing fake dreadlocks — eek, cultural appropriation.”
I’d like to believe this was some kind of self-reflexive joke but the way this site is heading I’m not sure anymore
Bauhaus
This guy wouldn’t be up for a handjob in a massage parlor.
onthemark
@PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID: Calm down – I’m pretty sure the “eek” gives it away.
Sluggo2007
OMG! Just look at his face! Tells you everything you need to know about him. I’ll bet he goes home and knits after work.
GG
Honey, your views are as outdated as your mustache from the 70s, eyeglasses from the 80s, and computer monitor from the 90s.
Harley
What a sad, sad pathetic little man.
girldownunder
Is that a CRT monitor?
FFS!
This guy is so closet material he’s shedding little rainbow flakes…
Billysees
@GG:
” Honey, your views are as outdated as your mustache from the 70s, eyeglasses from the 80s, and computer monitor from the 90s. ”
Cute…hehehe…lol…
GayEGO
@Bauhaus: He probably would rather hide in the closet with a top banging him in the derriere!
GayEGO
St. Robert City Councilman Allena Johannsen is the one who wants to dress in drag as Mary Doogan and hook up with a dude who will bang her in the derriere!
NateOcean
I swear, Johannsen’s mouth and moustache look suspiciously like the one I seen peering through glory hole at the St. Robert City truck stop.
RickjsNZ
The dreads go with the ‘tea-cosy’ hat – and the reference she makes to haveing her “Rastafarian hair on”, surely?
RickjsNZ
The dreads go with the ‘tea-cosy’ hat – and the reference she makes to having her “Rastafarian hair on”, surely?
GC1985
Where did he find that CRT? Last time I had a CRT was in 2003 when it finally went out lol. Screen went black lol. I’ve own LCDs (and more recently LEDs) ever since.
@Sluggo2007: Um lol. He talks about child molestation a lot… wonders if he goes to the local park and does… well you know.
GC1985
Our resident troll Brian must find Mr. Johannsen super sexy. Those glasses and 80s stache must do it for Brian.
Dwik27
OMG – coming from THAT guy?? He looks a like textbook 1970’s pervert. I bet you he drives an unmarked white van. Nice glasses – puke.