Bragging about his small business creds, Mormon king Mitt Romeny today declared he officially bought a ticket to America’s political sweepstakes, the winner of which will be announced more than a year from now by a woman holding balloons outside his front door. If only Mitt had decided to drop this boring bomb on us sooner, we could’ve had our first Republican presidential debate in May.
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Dan
See the tweet that started it all and learn about the plan Romney supporters have to Show Mitt the Money: http://mittromneycentral.com/2011/04/11/mitt-romney-announces-2012-presidential-exploratory-committee/
Red Meat
He’s going to steal your wife, the gays are safe.
Nat
Hope he has fun. Hell, why doesn’t John McCain give it another go? America seems itching for another rich and evil decrepit white guy to replace the disconnected, amoral pragmatist currently running the White House.
Michael
2012 is going to be one of those “pick the lesser of evils” kind of a year. I can see this guy winning.
SnidelyWhiplash
Thankfully, the Christian Right hates the fucking Mormons even more than gays do. They won’t even accept him as VP.
The worst thing about the Japan earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear meltdown is that it didn’t happen in Utah.
tjr101
Ugh, Next!
Jayson
Snore!
GetBalance
Sleezy pretentiuos brn miser.
GetBalance
Sleezy pretentiuos brn noser.