A reality TV star is President of the United States, so a DJ may as well be a spy.
Moby has dropped a bombshell on Facebook, claiming that he has received inside information about the Donald Trump/Russia dossier that was leaked in January. But before you go crying “fake news!” let’s just hear him out.
In the social media post, Moby says that over the weekend he talked to “friends who work in DC” and can “safely (well, ‘accurately’)” confirm a number of rumors that have been swirling around the President.
“The Russian dossier on Trump is real,” he writes. “100% real. He’s being blackmailed by the Russian government, not just for being peed on by Russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things.”
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Moby is referring, of course, to the document that sent the meme’ing forces into overdrive to uncover every last golden shower joke the collective consciousness could turn out.
What sort of “nefarious things” you ask? Moby warns that Trump is waiting for a reason to go to war with Iran, and that he’s been in bed (so to speak) with Putin and the Russian government “since day one.”
“I’m writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand,” Moby adds. “These are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power.”
Moby may not be the most trusted source in political intrigue, but it’s important to note that he isn’t exactly over the cuckoo’s nest here. CNN reported last week that U.S. investigators have corroborated some of the details of conversations outlined in the Trump/Russia dossier. Today, the New York Times claimed Trump’s National Security Council considered intercepting an Iranian ship and conducting a search for weapons on board. And it’s no secret that Trump makes many powerful players on the Right like the Koch brothers mighty uncomfortable.
Here’s how the post looks on Facebook:
after spending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely(well, 'accurately'…) post the following…
Posted by Moby on Monday, February 13, 2017
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
So? Lance Bass has been sent the secret plans on the Palestinian-Israeli two state peace deal. Debbie Gibson has Noth Korea’s secret long range nuclear weapon silo locations
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Martika’ kitchen is in Area 51…according to special agent Tiffany
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Martika’s. Fück I’m revealing my age!
michael
And Crazytown still holds the keys to the cheap nuclear energy plant built by Einstein in the Bavarian Alps. You’re my butterfly sugar baby.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Big if true.
I hope for his sake it’s not FLAKE NEWS
mhoffman953
Um….hmmm…
So according to Moby’s “friends who work in DC”, Trump’s administration is in collusion with Russia and wants a war with Iran. Does he even know that Putin and Bashar al-Assad and Putin are pals? Why would Russia work to take out one of their allies?
And where do his DC friends work exactly? Are they government employees?
mhoffman953
Also I forgot to add, Moby alleges the dossier says Trump got peed on by Russian hookers, but the dossier actually doesn’t even say that. Sounds like more fake news
MikeE
You realize that Bashar al-Assad isn’t in Iran, yes? That would be Syria.
Although it would be odd to have Russia want to instigate a war with Iran, with whom at this time they happen to have a relatively convivial relationship.
mhoffman953
@MikeE Yes, I am aware of that. My point was that Iran and Bashar al-Assad are allies, just as Bashar al-Assad and Putin are allies. Wouldn’t make any sense
RIGay
Well… love the sentiment and the wish-list, but unless the source is “Washington Post”, I will treat this as nothing more than fake news.
Enatai
Moby, that’s great and all and sometimes there’s nothing like putting on Porcelain and letting the healing start, but proof tends to be more compelling than allegation.
radiooutmike
I understand the snark about Moby being privy to security issues. But the really frightening issue is that his post is probably just as valid as anything the Trump Administration has put out.
Henrik
Open mind, everyone! Who will ever thought Donald will be US president and create such chaos to the world two years ago?
Many EU countries are going back to use paper voting ballot due to possible Russia hacking. We certainly need to do something to prevent possible hacking before next election!
mhoffman953
But Russia didn’t hack the vote in America. Are you saying they did hack the voting process?
GayEGO
Nothing would surprise me about Trump. I sincerely hope that all of this information comes out about Trump, showing us who is really is. I understand there is already an impeachment of Trump developing and this type of information will support the efforts to impeach Trump.