Model behavior

Model Troy Pes shares his “hoe pics” with his 300K+ followers

Hoe pics. What are they, who has them, and how can you get your hands on them? Oh, also: are they quantifiably better or worse than merely “hot pics”?

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All these questions will now be answered. Instagram star Troy Pes has shared a cache of photos that features him getting sexy with tacos. Image #5, he says, is “just a hoe pic.”

Scroll through here to see what exactly “a hoe pic” looks like: 

Now that you’re an expert in “hoe pics,” you can compare and contrast the above example against the following control group of decidedly “non-hoe pics”.

The difference is striking:

Feels like everything is gonna start hanging out any minute ?? #tiniest #borrow #swimwear

A post shared by Troy Del Pes ? (@troypes) on

In the middle of a FaceTime call with babe like…#baba

A post shared by Troy Del Pes ? (@troypes) on

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18 Comments

  • Xzamilloh

    Every single one of those photos is him half naked hocking some product he was paid to promote. They’re ALL “hoe pics.”

  • Stache

    Yeah, that’s great. Skin care advice/selling from a twenty something. Tell me he’s a 40 something and I’ll be breaking out the credit card.

  • BriBri

    I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers!

  • charlie_jackpot

    Nope – he’s not got a great face, he has the same expression in every picture and really bad hair

  • stevetalbert

    Is he wearing a diaper? Does that what hoe means?

    • tdh1980

      Aw. Is someone feeling triggered because not all of us are worshipping the hot white guy the way he thinks we should be? Are you big mad or little mad? #askingforafriend

  • Jonathonz

    He’d be attractive if he didn’t look so full of himself.

    • BriBri

      He’s a model, that’s what they do. Get a clue.

  • yaletownman

    He’s got a great body but something about his face is disturbing to me. Kind of hollow and drugged look.

  • Curtispsf

    I’d like him BETTER if he was hawking adult diapers or anal wart cream. Just saying #truthinadvertising

  • cabe

    I’m just continually amazed that people like this can turn narcissism into an actual full-time job. His entire day most likely consists of tanning, the gym, getting facials and putting blonde tips in his hair and then posting pics of himself online.

    • mujerado

      He’s a model. “People like him” are hired by businesses to look good in their clothes or to sell other things by using their looks, and they don’t post the pics themselves. Sites like this post them for their own purposes. It’s a job some people have. They didn’t invent it, advertisers did.

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