Having your mom stumble upon your sex supplies is probably every young gay man’s worst nightmare. And, believe it or not, it happens a lot more often than you might expect.
A young man named Jeb recently shared a video of the time his mom cleaned his room and found his poppers.
In the video, he walks in on her holding his poppers in one hand and her phone in other other and looking very, very confused.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“I picked ’em up after I tidied your bedroom up,” she replies. “I can’t see no label, so I thought, ‘What’s this then?'”
Jed’s mom then explains that at first she thought they were smelling salts. So she took a whiff and, well, let’s just say it wasn’t quite what she was expecting.
remember when my mum cleaned my room and found my poppers pic.twitter.com/agx4TntDcq
— JSC?? (@JedScottC) March 30, 2020
The whole thing reminds us of a similar incident that happened a few months ago, when a guy’s mom found his poppers in his car.
“What is it?” she asked. “Is this drugs?”
When her son assured her that it was not drugs (or, um, semen), his mom decided to do a sniff test and see.
“Don’t do that!” her son exclaimed.
MY MOM FOUND MY BOTTLE OF POPPERS WHILE VOLUNTEERING TO CLEAN THE FLOOR OF MY CAR ???? pic.twitter.com/a08OTem2rc
— ? (@ohseatow) December 6, 2019
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logboy33
This may serve as motivation to learn how to clean his own room.
ShiningSex
WHAT IDIOT STILL DOES POPPERS? LOL!!! WHO CARES? PEOPLE WHO DO DRUGS ARE TRASH.
ElPillo
We aren’t judging aren’t we?
David Myers
Says the trash talker. I suppose you don’t drink either? How about coffee or any other form of caffeine? Sugar? All are addicting drugs, yet many people find a way to use them without abusing them, though many do not.
nm4047
that’s a well engineered high horse you’re sitting on there. Drugs?
BCBinOHP
I still do poppers…..some of us even still have sex from time to time. Sounds like someone couldn’t get laid if they tried….
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
The reason we can know these are staged, is that a bottle of poppers hasn’t been able to produce that kind of effect in like 20 years since manufacturers were forced to stop selling actual amyl nitrate….
David Myers
Yet they still manufacture them. Why? Because they supply an illegal trade in both amyl and butyl nitrates. If you think this is “staged” because poppers “don’t exist anymore” . . . you are in denial.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
David Myers: Hows about you actually READ my comment?
I clearly didn’t state they don’t make poppers any longer.
I said they don’t provide an immediate overwhelming rush any longer like the woman’s reaction because the chemical composition was changed…..
nm4047
At what age does this guys mother stop ‘tidying’ his room. Maybe time this clown moved out of the nest, old enough to be doing poppers, old enough to spread his wings.
arie570
And his legs apparently. Lol
Chrisk
Rimshot!
muscular
I hope he becomes comfortable with himself to say at some point I use it to relax my anal sphincters so I can be penetrated by another male. Why be embarrassed. Like a douche bulb, it is another piece of equipment for gay bottoming.
baggins435
Also, hide your porn better. Way back when I was working overseas and didn’t have my own place, I was back at my parent’s in my old room for visits. When I got home one time mom became upset and asked me to look at “something” she found in my and my brother’s old room. The room was just as my older brother and I left it, with our old all-in-one TV/VCR combo on a roll around TV cabinet. Mom went in there to record one show while dad was watching something else in the living room. She needed a blank tape so she rummaged around in the bottom of the TV stand in my brother’s mass of movies to find one unlabeled. She popped it in the player and hit play to check it and lo and behold, it was porn. She wanted me to look at it. Mom was upset enough about the porn, and more upset about the content. The scene that she saw was two women and a man. I had to explain that that was a standard scene in porn. Needless to say I had to go through every tape in the cabinet to make it safe for her to borrow from. Luckily, she didn’t grab one of the gay BDSM tapes I found. Then I had to go through the entire room looking for anything else he left hidden, like the leather collar and harness I found under his bed. Really guys, “straighten” your room when you move out. It was fun calling him and listing everything I found, asking if he wanted me to box the sh*t up and mail it to him. I was just surprised mom didn’t tell dad what she found. Even if you’re gay, you really don’t need to know your older brother is a sub in the leather/bear scene.