An Orlando mom has gone viral on Twitter for her top-shelf response to discovering her son’s OnlyFans account.
Her son, Christopher, shared the text thread after one of his mom’s coworkers allegedly tried to expose his secret.
“My moms coworker just exposed me for having an onlyfans because she saw my photos on her sons phone and my mom confronted me,” he wrote along with posting two screenshots of the texts.
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My moms coworker just exposed me for having an onlyfans because she saw my photos on her sons phone and my mom confronted me….? pic.twitter.com/YoXRzvjSz0
— CK (@gayrave0808) April 23, 2020
“Christopher Michael,” Mom begins. “Why did Ms. Jamie tell me she saw your nudes on her sons twitter? Are you seriously posting your nudes for money?” she asks, seemingly upset.
Christopher responds: “I uhhhhhhh may or may not have an onlyfans? So I may or may not post pictures to promote it.”
“All hypothetical talk here btw,” he added.
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“Hypothetical? Are you kidding me,” Mom replies, not accepting the deflection. “She showed me the tweets, as your mother this is very worrying for me.”
“Kind of an awkward conversation to have over text don’t you think,” Christopher says.
“You can go ahead and call me if you’d like and try to explain it but I honestly don’t care, I was just pretending to care because Ms. Jamie was in my office still. Chase the bag boo,” Christopher’s mom wrote back. “Also I will be updating my Mother’s Day list and Birthday list and Christmas list for now on.”
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And just like that, we’ve added an important new phrase to our lexicon: “Chase the bag boo.” Thanks Mom.
“For everyone saying that this isn’t my mom here’s the photo to shut you up because it is haha,” Christopher wrote in a following tweet. “She’s 38 and looks good for her age so kindle (sic) back off.”
For everyone saying that this isn’t my mom here’s the photo to shut you up because it is haha. She’s 38 and looks good for her age so kindle back off pic.twitter.com/k9M5EObcq4
— CK (@gayrave0808) April 23, 2020
jayceecook
Did you find this under the reddit /thingsthatneverhappened page?
frenchbug
I can respect his hustle. If an obviously fake story goes viral and gets people signing up on his OF, good for him.
But Queerty credulously publishing this stupidity straightforwardly? Come on!
Kieran
Did the Russians force you to click on this story?
Prax07
Orlando…no surprise there.
jonasalden
I googled “Orlando” and “porn” and got no relevant results that would help me understand your comment. When I think of Orlando, I think of Disney World and Epcot Center, and I’ve only been there for that when I was 11. Please forgive me for asking. It’s probably not that serious but I’m intrigued now!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
He wants $10 to view 3 vids and 12 pics.
Sorry Christopher, there is this new thingy called the internets where ya can view millions of pics and vids for $0!
Woteva
Yeah boyfriendtv is very popular here in the U.K. All you can wish for (and more) for free. Don’t forget it needs the dot com at the end!
artguy1000
So let’s break this down: she’s fine with him being on OnlyFans? “Chase the bag boo”? Don’t even get the line about “updating her Christmas list”?
As for parenting, it’s great she didn’t flip out or shame him. However, maybe it’s time for a conversation about respecting your body, boundaries, health sexual, the long-term ramifications for online porn to impact future job opportunites, etc.
arie570
She was insinuating that since he made more money then she had thought. He could afford bigger and better gifts.
RyanMBecker
artguy1000 wrote:
”respecting your body, boundaries, health sexual…”
My my, how arrogant and judgemental. What does ”respecting your body” even mean? And who sets “boundaries” but the person himself? You? LOL. Finally, how does making a video affect “health sexual”? In case you’re wondering, STDs can’t be transmitted through the internet. Perhaps you’re confusing computer viruses with real viruses?
Celtic
Your Mom has it totally together. As to her work colleague, how is it she is more concerned about your nude photos and less concerned over her son enjoying them? Just a thought!
Evilklown13
I don’t understand why this is news worthy! How about reporting on the latest on an HIV cure? Or maybe how any gsy American can support a truly disgusting person like trump! Your article is why the Gay Media is never taken seriously!!!
Chrisk
If you depend on Queerty for serious media then that’s on you. There are plenty of other gay sites that cater to more serious matters.
barbarajarp
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Sister Bertha Bedderthanyu
Last week it was announced that twenty-four million Americans were out of work. My conservative guess is that at least three million of them are gay, and again note that I said conservative guess. Ok, this kid who gets people to pay ten dollars to look at his butt hole is making money but what about the gay men and women who don’t even look at porn………..you know what, forget it. Whats the use. Queerty is Queerty and last weeks article featuring a smear campaign orchestrated by the Frankensteinan looking Perez Hilton forces me to look at the situation for what is and not what it should be.
Cam
The comment about his mom looking young sounds preemptively defensive.
My guess. The story is fake to drum up P.R. and he had an older friend pose as his mom for the picture.
artguy1000
@RyanMBecker
No parent wants to see their child grow up to share photos of their genitals and hole to total strangers for money online. If that’s judgmental to you, fine but maybe someday when you’re older, you’ll understand.
MusicBoi74
The kid in the headline is not the same as in the kid and his mom where he says she is 38.
Daggerman
yeah and? So? You’re a Gay and your mother looks good for her age??????