More Funny, Freaky, Filthy M4M Craigslist Ads

Dr. Eric Schrimshaw at Columbia University’s Mailman School of Public Health made a shocking discovery when he conducted a study on M4M Craigslist personal ads: One in 10 of them seek straight men. Gasp!

In the spirit of Schrimshaw’s study, we did our own roundup of M4M Craigslist ads last week. Not surprisingly, there are some pretty freaky ones out there. So freaky, in fact, that we decided to fish for more.

Scroll down to read more of the funniest, freakiest, filthiest M4M Craigslist ads currently out there. (But don’t say we didn’t warn you.)

Tile: Big Bro Seeks ABDL Diaper Boy

Ad: Hi Everyone,

I’m looking to explore a dad/son (or big bro/little bro) relationship with a submissive, obedient sub. I want someone to take care of and treat like they’re my little toddler. I am into the entire abdl scene — changing your nappies, feeding you bottles, giving you a bath before bed, and letting you fall asleep on daddy’s chest.

I want someone who needs strict limits, someone to train to be the obedient boy you’ve always wanted to be. Maybe you need chastity. Maybe you need to be 24/7. I am the adult, so I will decide how you are to behave and dress, what you need to eat, and how you’ll be punished when you’re a bad boy.

If you’re interested, please tell me a bit about yourself — particularly your age, height, and weight. I’m interested in anything from play dates to a LTR. I can host with tons of great abdl diapers and supplies.

Title: Fuck my doll, I’ll watch(sex toy)

Ad: You’ll want to try out my doll TRUST ME.

I live alone.

DDF HIV neg for same.

Must be attractive

Title: Any pervs around my age?

Ad: I’m a vgl twink with brown hair and brown eyes. I’m looking for pervs around my age who are into taboo stuff like incest or molestation. I really like roleplaying and wearing clothes the make me look younger. I posted a pic of clothes I bought for these purposes. I love perverted lust. I’m want someone with deeply hidden creepy, perverted fantasies. I’m open to pretty much everything as long as it is safe.

Title: my new bra & panties

Ad: Hi, let me know if you like my new bra, panties, garter belt, and stockings, would you like play with me and take my panties off and ?????????? If you would then you must host, you must be white and you must be mature over 40 no kids

Title: Kick me in the balls!

Ad: Looking for a dominant guy to have a REALLY HOT time kicking me in the balls . . totally owning my balls with his feet . . socks on, socks off, sneaks, boots, you name it . . . I have a high pain-tolerance and LOVE to be dominated by feet so, I won’t wimp out on you . . . multiple cummer here too and can cum from the kicks . . MAJOR PLUS if you have martial arts kick training. 5’10, 175, bro/blue, clean cut, clean shaven . . private / discreet / safe / sane. New poppers!

Title: College/HS Pizza Delivery ASAP

Ad: I am looking for a guy to deliver me pizza now

You be White, 18-25, good shape.

You pick up my order and knock on my door. I ask you to please put it on the table for me. I have enough for the food, but no tip. You tell me I can give you your tip another way…..

In FIRST EMAIL, stats, pics, and what you want as a tip. Will not reply without.

Only White in shape 18-25

Change the subject to which pizzeria you will go to.

Title: Sniff my funky socks fag!

Ad: Yo, 21 laid back, flat hat wearin bro here. White thug, I drink beer, smoke cigarettes, fart a lot n watch tons of sports.

I’m lookin for a generous fag to sniff my funky white Sox I got on!!!

I’ll verbally dominate you while your nose has to sniff my dirty socks!!!!

 Title: greedy feedee looking to grow obese

Ad: hey there, I am an eager and hungry feedee looking for an ltr with a determined feeder looking to indulge me. for all my life I worked hard to stay fit, lean, and muscular, but I’ve always loved food and wanted ti get bigger. I’ve been experiementing with stuffing myself on my own in the last year or two and it’s become an addiction. I’m now up to 260 from 150 originally, and the sky is the limit 🙂

put the weight you’d like to see me get to in the subject line 😉

Title: Looking for a Twink willing to get Fat

Ad: So I’m looking for a cute young guy, preferably skinny to average build that would be willing to get fat for me. I like seeing the guy I’m with grow as our relationship grows. It’s part fetish part romance. I love the idea of feeding a cute guy Italian food I’ve cooked or hand feeding sweets. I’m the type of guy that’s really looking for a guy to care for both emotionally and physically. If this sounds like you hit me up.

Please be close to my age (28 or under).

Title: I want to molest you while you are unconscious or helpless

Ad: My fantasy is to molest a guy while he is very vulnerable and helpless. Maybe even unconscious. I want a guy who is willing to make himself vulnerable. Maybe drink a lot and get very drunk till you are kind of out of it. Or maybe take a sleeping pill. Or maybe I can choke you out safely. Or knock you out with a punch if you are not afraid of that. I don’t know. I’m not crazy or looking to really hurt anyone. I just want to make a guy my bitch and the best way to do that is if he is helpless and can’t fight back.

Title: Room mate with a twist

Ad: Very shy swm is seeking a room mate or mates. I live alone in a rather large place. You get a private room and bath. The room is not furnished. The rest of the place is very nicely furnished. I provide everything except food. My stats are that I am six feet two inches tall, weigh bout 210, in shape no beer belly. Very clean, Im sorta a neat freak. I am open to both men and women, even couples. If the vibe is right. Must be warm and fuzzy. People with sensuality about them. I have been told that I am very well equipped where it counts !

Please when replying to my ad, make sure you be as detailed as possible. Photos must have a shot of a seattle newspaper or equivelent. Giant sunglasses are advised, or black bar. Please do not make demands of me or request a bunch of photos, or private information. If I am interested in you, I will send a reply with a date and location for our first meeting. XXOXO